Then after I'm treading water for a long time a clown in scuba gear starts bobbing up to me. It stopped when it was right in front of me, I got really confused so we were staring at each other for a while. Then after some awkward staring the clown took off its scuba mask looked at me for a few more seconds then the clown opens its mouth makes the sound a dolphin makes then sprays a jet of water at my face. Then I woke up and I was like "what the hell just happened"
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF IMATURE LITTLE SHITS
no I'm sorry I love you all
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.