In order to beeligible for the Buellership, skiers must have attended any of the followingestablishments, clubs, or organizations: middle school, high school,university, college, junior college, community college, pre school, elementaryschool, home school, Montessori school, Knights of Templar, Free Masons, MooseClub, Society of Success and Leadership, Lamda Pi Eta, Lions Club, Elks Club,or local chapters of the Kiwanis Club. To apply forthe Buellership, please read the following:
1) Send an emailentitled BUELLERSHIP CONTEST to firstname.lastname@example.org
2) Within the email,tell your best FERRIS BUELLER inspired story where you skipped, dropped out,and bailed on school for skiing
3) Include: NAME,ADDRESS, HOME RESORT, AGE along with your story
4) Winners willreceive Joystick Sauce Poles
5) We will announce 2winners per day for 10 days!
6) 1st pair of winnerswill be announced on Friday!
Here's to you,non-scholarly types, to those that value living life rather than reading aboutit, to those that understand our time here is limited and that life is meaninglesswithout pursing our passions.
All the best!
- Joystick Poles