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HenniferLopez
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hey I bet one of you hooligans can help me with this. So I have a 2000 vw jetta..I tried to unlock the driver's side door with the key this evening and when I turn the key, it feels like its not catching to unlock the door. the battery isn't dead because I literally drove the car 2 minutes before this happened. I don't have a remote unlocker and the only lock hole is in the drivers side door. any suggestions prease?
Sep 14 2010 12:33AM
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Testicles
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Women...
Sep 14 2010 12:33AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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its probably broken, usually its not electric to open the door.
Sep 14 2010 12:35AM
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Parrish
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Try a spare key?
Sep 14 2010 12:35AM
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HenniferLopez
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I only have one key here.
Sep 14 2010 12:36AM
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Parrish
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Then Locksmith is all I can think to do.
Sep 14 2010 12:37AM
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Shadows
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lol women indeed.
you dont have a remote (not electric)
the battery isnt dead (again, not electric)
you tried to unlock it with the key? (how else do you know how to do it?)

for reals though...
try a different key like said above. otherwise sounds like you need a new lock. a locksmith can open it if you really need then you can just leave it unlocked. either way locksmith fee = new lock cost. unless you can find a friendly neighbor with picks.

Sep 14 2010 12:39AM
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HenniferLopez
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enough with the woman shit..I know a thing or two about cars...enough to know there's a legitimate problem. I'll call the dealership in the morning. thanks guys.
Sep 14 2010 12:46AM
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1017
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here's the problem: my dick's not in your asshole
Sep 14 2010 1:08AM
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messplay
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girl's with jetta's.. 7 out of 10.
girl's with common sense.....

is it white or black?
Sep 14 2010 1:10AM
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messplay
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THAT WAS NOT INTENDED FOR YOU HENNY I HOPE YOU GET YOUR SITUATION WORKED OUT (no reference to jersey shore) AND ARE ABLE TO DRIVE IT AGAIN SOON TO STARBUCKS.

MUAH
Sep 14 2010 1:11AM
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breckfreeskier
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wow
Sep 14 2010 1:13AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
what?

The car isn't even mine..I'm borrowing it from my mom for a couple weeks. and I don't think we have a starbucks here.
Sep 14 2010 1:16AM
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vandersteeze
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Bejang
Sep 14 2010 1:30AM
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1017
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u mad?
Sep 14 2010 1:32AM
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987321654hgfd
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You would drive a Jetta.
Sep 14 2010 1:32AM
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DANETRON
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Clearly you know nothing about cars if your calling the dealership to hep you out here....have fun paying out the ass
Sep 14 2010 3:30PM
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theabortionator
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Really not trying to hate but you should know that you always should have a spare key.
Sep 14 2010 3:34PM
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DANETRON
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It could be a lot of things that are causing this, I doubt NS is gonna help out here
Sep 14 2010 3:36PM
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theabortionator
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No way man. Dealerships are legit. I had a problem with my antenna, found out from the dealership I needed a smiley face to put on the end of it. Only cost 700 bucks. I don't see why they get a bad rap all the time.
Sep 14 2010 3:45PM
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Rachy
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find someone with triple A..... say you believe you left the key in the car cause you can't find it...


Have them open it up for you for free. Unlock the door from the inside... then at least you have vehicle... call your mom tell her you believe the lock is broken.


you can open the door and see if the lock feels like it is doing the same thing and what not. If so... yeah, new lock time. But you can empty out the car and leave it unlocked in the mean time.
Sep 14 2010 3:49PM
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LadySaGa
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Its women like you that make us all look stupid. even paris hilton would know that in order to fix this you need to first, remove the outside of the door with a crowbar, then take a hammer and hit the doohickey 5 times, then you have to take a pair of tweezers and take out the wangdoodle, then obviously you need to put a piece of gum under the hoozywhatsit. Finally, you go to toys R us and buy a set of those toy baby keys and they should work. heres a picture for reference...

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Sep 14 2010 3:52PM
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LadySaGa
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no need to thank me
Sep 14 2010 3:53PM
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-ROY-
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this is a reason buying a vw/audi pre 2005 is dumb
Sep 14 2010 3:54PM
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HenniferLopez
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I'm borrowing the car from my mom for a couple weeks. she's crazy with her keys..so I only get one.
Sep 14 2010 4:02PM
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omIV
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I think I found your problem.

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Sep 14 2010 4:30PM
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*LiNeLover*
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Maybe if you had owned a vw or audi yourself you would know that this isnt just that easy. It's definitely something that frequently happens to those cars and people generally have to take them to the dealership to get it fixed. Don't be such a smart ass. Nobody cares to hear it
Sep 14 2010 5:32PM
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Jordan
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sarcasm is great?

Oh wait, you probably didn't get that too.
Sep 14 2010 5:35PM
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.frenchy
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I bet you're expecting a comment like "omg youre soo funny!"

well, youre not.

Sep 14 2010 5:36PM
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puda
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LAWLZ
Sep 14 2010 5:39PM
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*LiNeLover*
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Oh no i got the lame sarcasm... that wasn't even what i was referring to..
I was referring to the part where she said this is what makes women look stupid..

Sep 14 2010 5:42PM
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LadySaGa
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ouchie dat hurted....especially coming from a creep who quotes all of my posts, comments on everyone of my pics and pm's me.... :(

And to that lineloving VW expert feminist twat, I do own a VW and do all my own work on it.

jesus christ what happened to ns....
Sep 14 2010 6:01PM
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*LiNeLover*
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Impressive.
Sep 14 2010 6:07PM
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987321654hgfd
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What happened to NS... you've only been on here for a year.
Sep 14 2010 6:08PM
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Rachy
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Really?

She was just asking a question about her car.

When I had a GTI I only had 1 key cause I bought it used and didn't even know the car had an alarm until I was getting my battery replaced and the alarm went off. They asked me how to turn it off, and I said I didn't know.


Just because you own a computer doesn't mean you know how to add more ram.

Just because you are driving a car, doesn't mean you know everything about it. Sure it is a pretty basic question, but when she posted it, it was probably one of those oh shit moments where you think... fuck, my mom is going to be pissed.

Yet another thread where girls end up bitching at each other....


Sep 14 2010 6:15PM
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*LiNeLover*
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this exactly
Sep 14 2010 6:24PM
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huckforjesus
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i'm pretty sure mk 4 vw's have an electric key hole lock, hense the reason you lock them by turning your key left in the door lock, so yeah it could be an electrical problem.
Sep 14 2010 6:48PM
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huckforjesus
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so maybe try a new door handle or a locking cylinder, door handle you could find at a junk yard but the cylinder you'd probably have to order.. good luck!
Sep 14 2010 6:59PM
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thisandthatfilms
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BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sep 14 2010 6:59PM
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pussymoneyweed
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this thread is what the gay hipster fight would look like if it were on the internet...
Sep 14 2010 7:02PM
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huckforjesus
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Hahahaha you really do all your own work on your car? So do vw's use metric or standard units of measurements?
Sep 14 2010 7:04PM
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.frenchy
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talk normal - not like a five year old.

i think i commented on 2? of your pictures?

if you dont like ns then get the fuck off..And stop bitching, bitch.

Sep 14 2010 9:40PM
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Peter.
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who are you callin hooligans
Sep 14 2010 9:43PM
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