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The one and half minute urine

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Blurst
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Has not been achieved by many but I believe that I indeed just did.

Who else has experienced such a beautiful fate and been able to experience such a life changing monument. It's beautiful!

If3 !! Less then seven days!
Sep 12 2010 2:18AM
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Testicles
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Definitely. Feels so fucking good when it's just niagra falls for what feels like forever
Sep 12 2010 2:19AM
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Mr.Turtle
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2:08, was after crew practice, couldn't piss for 3 hours during practice
Sep 12 2010 2:21AM
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Testicles
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I've held one for actually 3 or 4 hours. When I stood up I couldn't even walk I had the worst chest pains. When I finally released it I probably could have hit the 20 foot mark
Sep 12 2010 2:21AM
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MADDECENT
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Held for about the two hour experience that led up to losing my virginity, I think I peed for 15 minutes at least
Sep 12 2010 2:21AM
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Blurst
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That is just nuts
Sep 12 2010 2:22AM
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skier_boy26
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probably only achieved the phenomenon post movie (in theater) or post baseball game, at least to my recollection.
It is divine.
Sep 12 2010 2:23AM
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1337
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haha damn, I need to put a timer in my bathroom so I can check this shit, I've had some long ass pee's.

and I too am hyping for IF3
Sep 12 2010 2:23AM
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Negro_Jesus
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lol pussys. i held for over 7 hours once.
Sep 12 2010 2:24AM
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Blurst
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I like the hype! I am sure that there will be some long ass pees experienced thee
Sep 12 2010 2:24AM
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Testicles
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impossible. holding starts when your bladder is full
Sep 12 2010 2:28AM
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no_steeze
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whaaat. i've pissed in my uni and off the side of the boat so many times during practice and races, i'd never try to hold it
Sep 12 2010 2:28AM
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Blurst
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Well at least you won't destroy your bladder
Sep 12 2010 12:06PM
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tinkytwinky
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almost hit 3 minutes once (claim) i was at a service camp and when we were going to bed i had to piss, i pretty much had to piss the entire day actually haha...anyways i went to bed and woke up a few hours later in a terrible pain cause i had to pee so bad! it felt like i was about to expload and i peed for what seemed like forever but on my phone it was about 3 minutes
Sep 12 2010 12:12PM
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DUKES
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when in the great outdoors when no ones around i try to see how long i can stream, my greatest distance 20 feet from from the roof
Sep 12 2010 12:18PM
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little1337
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record for me=2:13
Sep 12 2010 12:19PM
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Ski..4..Life
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omg this happened last night.

drinking all night then went downtown and were waiting in line. hadn't pissed for about 3 hours prob so me and my buddy went and pissed and it just kept coming.

we actually had a full conversation and remarked about how long it was several times.

we came back feeling like new men.
Sep 12 2010 12:36PM
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maximiliaan
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dont know how long but yesterday my penis almost explode
Sep 12 2010 1:16PM
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amo
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when i was a toddler i was known as "famous amos fountain" for my ability to pee long distances

/claim
Sep 12 2010 1:20PM
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Negro_Jesus
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not impossible because i did it.
Sep 12 2010 1:21PM
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Austin69
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My record is 1:48
Sep 12 2010 1:25PM
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stunt_ditch
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Be careful kids, and learn from the mistakes of Tycho Brahe, the greatest astronomer of the sixteenth century:

Tycho suddenly contracted a bladder ailment after attending a banquet in Prague, and died eleven days later. According to Kepler's first hand account, Tycho had refused to leave the banquet to relieve himself because it would have been a breach of etiquette. After he had returned home he was no longer able to urinate, except, eventually, in very small quantities and with excruciating pain. A contemporary physician attributed his death to a kidney stone, but no kidney stones were found during an autopsy performed after his body was exhumed in 1901, and the modern medical assessment is that it is more likely to have resulted from uremia [kidney failure].

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Death
Sep 12 2010 1:30PM
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J-Evs
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hmmm
i gotta start timing my piss.

and i wish i could go to IF3 gahhh.
only 6 hours away
Sep 12 2010 1:34PM
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RickAstley
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wtf you guys time your pees?
Sep 12 2010 1:39PM
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no_steeze
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i could pee incredibly far when i was little
Sep 12 2010 1:53PM
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thesheik
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i remember once i didn't start counting until like half way through and got to 1:14. it was with such force that you could actually notice a significant rise in water level.
Sep 12 2010 1:54PM
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