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I have just spent the last 10 minutes having a pun-off with two friends on facebook. Whether or not you are a fan of puns, I feel the need to share them with NS, and invite you to join if you can. So far, it is an impressive list of 56:
Did you shell out for a pun book?
Don't try me
What eggactly do you mean by that?
My brain is scrambling for some more?
when the pope dies: Eggs Benedict IV.
It's too late, my brain's fried
Those poor animals being poached out of the wild.
My momlet me go out last night.
All these egg-puns will definitely get me LAID
C'mon don't chicken out on me
I don't wash my dick so it's a bit smeggy...
Ohhh what an eggsotic problem
When I got with someone, my eggs girlfriend boiled with rage.
You're really not that good at this - eggotistical bastard
Crack some more egg-puns!
This eggonomical recession is doing bad things for business.
I shouldn't encourage you. I'm just egging you on...
One day, in France, the French toasted to their president.
An eggstra bad one there ^
I'd been living such a shelltered life before these jokes.
Don't get yourself in a pickle!
ood eggsample there.
Ha! The yolks on you!
What do you call an egg that's not far to the West? An
I had a yolk on a joint last week.
I remain eggsnostic with regards to egg puns.
All these are making me nervous. I'm on egge
I'm going to eggde out of this conversation now.
I know man, I was eggstatic that we used the same joke at
the same time.
Hey, look at life on the sunny side up!
You guys sure are eggsperts at punning.
I heard ryming slang for funny joke is runny yolk.
I'm eggscluding the joke above due to poor quality.
It's like walking on egg shells...
We've only really chicked the surface of the joke pool here.
There's no point even trying to oun with her....shell
never get it.
You know Dianne's son, Calcium?
These jokes are highly ireggular
This pun-off is getting eggstreme.
I'm begging you to stop
Sometimes I toast bregg to make my breakfast.
This is really not hard. In fact, it's over-easy
There's certainly more than half a dozen egg puns here.
The neighbours have a new hegge.
I'm typing on my eggonomic keyboard.
You know that film with Keano Reeves, the Matreggs.
This is eggsactly what I want to be doing on a friday night.
One egg is un oeuf.
Quote from Wikipedia: A yoke is a wooden beam which is used
between a pair of oxen to allow them to pull a load
I nearly yolked on my dinner when I read some of those.
I dunno man....
Kinda creeped out by the fact that every single person on his friend list is a pink name.... -Mr.Panda
Sucking at math doesnt make you artistic
There are jokes that are hen times better than these.
I give in to you eggspertise of puns, you have cracked me up and this time has been smashing but I have had un oeuf.
"SFB changed me from a boy to a boy with a slightly looser butthole"- Aidan-G
"I cant get high, i don't have a pilot's licenses"-Mr.Sloth
"i got railed in the ass" - rybak
Line skis yo
fuck her up SFB
I know, El_Barto. With great power comes the fear and cowardice of those against us. But power always trumps weakness. A wise man once told me that oppression is like the pressure on the carbon that is the powerful which ultimately molds them into diamonds. It's a necessary part of the process, he said. And do you know who that wise man was? It was you, El_Barto. It was you.
Go back to the ban chicken thread
Backcountry is life
No falls, no balls
"The degree to which I tweak this grab is directly proportional to the amount of p00n recieved upon landing" -Kreech$
fuck her up SFB
no, manlett, like you...
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