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College dorm room etiquette

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kbrando
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i was just wondering what ns thinks about some things that go on in the college dorm room. last night i was awakened by my drunk room mate who came in around 2 with a girl. they turned on the tv, got into bed and started going at it. she finally left around 7am this morning. how do you feel about your room mate bringing girls home while you are in the room?
Sep 10 2010 10:46AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,264
you'll do it too, don't complain
Sep 10 2010 10:46AM
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Ski_the_east01
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record it on video next time

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Sep 10 2010 10:47AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
quick question: why weren't you doing the same thing?
Sep 10 2010 10:47AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Not cool.

Sexiling your roommate is acceptable as long as you propose it before they go to bed.
Sep 10 2010 10:48AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
if he didn't invite you to join it's taboo
Sep 10 2010 10:49AM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
This. Get in on that shit brah.
Sep 10 2010 10:49AM
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livindalife
Posts: 137 - Karma: 9
So what? Where was your girl? Dont cock-block your roomie.... or get bent out of shape about him getting laid.
Sep 10 2010 10:55AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
those are the nights you crash in a friend's room, that's room mate etiquette
Sep 10 2010 10:58AM
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kfilenda
Posts: 509 - Karma: 72
a) learn to sleep in any environment
b) return the favor...or just lay down some ground rules in regards to fornicating with loose women in the room
c) crashing in a friends room is not a bad idea, however that requires a heads up, so just refer to option b
Sep 10 2010 11:02AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
well the same thing kinda happened to me two nights ago

I brought a chick, her friend, and my friend back to my dorm. My roomie came back later, said it was cool if they stayed. everything was fine till about 12:30 when he randomly left and didnt come back. He said we were being loud. Even though me and my girl weren't having sex, and the other two were asleep on the bottom bunk (I was on the lovesac).

He went over to a neighbors room and slept. He said he wasn't mad, just wanted to make sure he slept.

I remedied the situation by sleeping in her room last night.



There was really no foul other than not telling you, and the TV. thats all
Sep 10 2010 11:11AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Haha a lot of kids a lot nicer than me in here. If my roommate pulled that shit I would say "Eiffel Tower or get the fuck out".
Sep 10 2010 11:14AM
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HenniferLopez
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invest in a pair of these:Click for larger image
Sep 10 2010 11:20AM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
You should of slipped your dick in the bitches ass and got some double penetration going..
Sep 10 2010 11:21AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
My roommate and I freshman year encouraged each other to do things like that. But I'm the type of person that doesn't mind that kind of stuff. If I'm asleep and my bud brings a girl back and it wakes me up I'm happy for him.
Sep 10 2010 11:23AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
that basically how living in a dorm works. some nights, you will get fucked over. other nights, you will get to fuck him over. in the end,everything will even out.
Sep 10 2010 11:23AM
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thisandthatfilms
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^ that...
Sep 10 2010 11:25AM
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Melvs
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And just how many times did the eifle tower line work out?
Sep 10 2010 11:27AM
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CassiusClay
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Exactly.  The only way to win the game is to either talk to your roommate ahead of time to ensure this doesn't happen, or get more pussy than him and end up on top. 
Sep 10 2010 1:20PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Even as a female I had to deal with this. My roommates brought guys over from time to time... But it kinda ended up working out.. cause we ended up dating roommates so she would go to their room and my guy would come to our room... yeah.

So just find out who the girls roommate is and sleep in her room.
Sep 10 2010 1:29PM
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Squishmitten
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if your that pissed about it... next time he dose it just stare at them and pretend (or do it if you wish) to just be beating off.... that chick will never come back and your room mate will to be weirded out to ever bring a chick back.
Sep 10 2010 1:32PM
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Arabian.
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Sep 10 2010 1:34PM
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-ROY-
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coolio new icon d00d
Sep 10 2010 1:38PM
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bcsstore
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
Haha how about an H clap?
Sep 10 2010 1:47PM
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Twinjibber77
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I would just be irritated about the TV.
Sep 10 2010 1:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i have a single so I don't have to worry about nonsense like that. But sometimes the kids around me are loud at night. but once i fall asleep noise like that won't wake me up.
Sep 10 2010 1:54PM
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Daydreaming
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threads for the lulz "eiffel tower or gtfo" was great!
Sep 10 2010 1:55PM
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neutralzombie
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dude, you're totally supposed to light a smoke, sit on the edge of your bed, and watch casually.
Sep 10 2010 2:12PM
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Daydreaming
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Pretend to take pics (or really do if you're twisted)
Sep 10 2010 2:16PM
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DrZoidberg
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My roommates phone ringtone is some asian dance song and it rings like every morning, really early in the morning.
Sep 10 2010 2:35PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
This is a perfectly normal, and acceptable practice while living in a dorm.
Sep 10 2010 2:39PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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That's a negative, over.
Sep 10 2010 2:58PM
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garrettwiz
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did you get hard listening?
Sep 10 2010 3:02PM
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Tasche
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Didn't have that problem with Brenner D haha.
Sep 10 2010 3:08PM
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factory81
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Live with it. Others have said it, you will do it yourselves. If it becomes a buck wild naked problem where people are just fucking and not ready for people to intrude then you and your roommate need to setup "fuck friendly times", aka "hey im bring this girl home and we're totally going to romp it probably during this time here....just a heads up."

You will yourself will hopefully bring home your own hottie to bang, and he will have to put up with it as well.

But yeah, fucking and dorm rooms....its such a difficult thing to come to terms with. That fact that someone is jizzing 4ft ahead of you....


Sep 10 2010 3:19PM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
he was nice enough to let you stay... id tell you to get the fuck out
Sep 10 2010 3:37PM
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Lemuel
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No, no and no.
Sep 10 2010 3:41PM
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ski_DC
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 53
Not really a cool move on his part. Should have texted you beforehand for sure. solves a lot of problems. Dont make a huge deal out of it, just ask for a heads up next time.
Sep 10 2010 3:42PM
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skithesprings
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thats when you make eye contact with them and beat it under the covers, theyll leave...

haha, but i figured it was dorm etiquette for you to get the fuck out if your roommate brings a bitch back.
Sep 10 2010 3:43PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
hahahaha, touche.
Sep 10 2010 7:05PM
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.newman.
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thats the truth
Sep 10 2010 7:07PM
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PacificRimJob
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Lol. Just laugh it off when that happens, and pretend youre not there.

Your roomie will return the favour anyways, as long as he's not a dick... in which case, you get his ass back and use the "eiffel tower or gtfo" line until he realizes he's a dick.
Sep 19 2010 8:51AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
its proper etiquette for him to warn you beforehand in order for you to leave. It's not cool for him to come back with a chick, giving you no notice, then proceed to make a ton of noise and expect you to leave. And the way i've always worked it-if the roommate is already in bed, its too late to exile them.


Sep 19 2010 9:02AM
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hellomynameisjef
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i thought he was talking about girls
Sep 19 2010 9:18AM
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Static
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pissshhh that's pussy shit, calling in asking for permission

Just be chill like the guidos, hi5 sweet dreams and don't be a bitch. Next year you can have your very own single big boy apartment where no one can bother you with their sexings.
Sep 19 2010 9:24AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
jack your in high school still...
Sep 19 2010 9:36AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
Or, dont be a dick and let your roommate know if your taking a girl/guy back. Its common sense... Would you want to have sex with your roommate in the room? probably not. Does your roommate want to be in your room when you have sex? probably not. Im sure he can find a place to sleep (or if not, you find somewhere else to go) if you give him a heads up. Its pretty messed up to have sex with your roommate there. Even if he/she doesn't say anything, there is a 95% chance that they are pissed about it/not cool with it.
Sep 19 2010 11:48AM
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grown-ninja
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some rules weve lived with for a few years now.

-If you dont eat your food after a few days its up for grabs (leftovers, anyfood except frozen dinners)

-frozen dinners can be eaten without asking if replaced next day

-no need to throw 5's, just pick up next time

-2 ways to act towards girls when brought back

     -make it aquward as possiable

     -let them do their thing regardless of what you have to do

-beer is up for grabs if left in the fridge (prb, bud/coors light, cheeped beer) as long as you get whoevers it was back

-more expensive beers, sam adams, micro brews have to ask

Sep 19 2010 11:59AM
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T.DUDE
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Join in on the fun. 3 way that bitch!
Sep 19 2010 12:22PM
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