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Pick up lines!

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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
I need some pick up lines for this thing called mr.shorecrest that i am in. And they are going to be said in front of like 400 people so make them appropriate!
Sep 2 2010 11:37PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
if i was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed... accidentaly said that to my friends aunt over the phone/claim
Sep 2 2010 11:39PM
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ClassyGroup
Posts: 230 - Karma: 50
Can I touch your belly button from the inside?
Sep 2 2010 11:40PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
are you wearing space pants cuz dat ass is out of this world
Sep 2 2010 11:40PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
read the last line i wrote
Sep 2 2010 11:40PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
Nice shoes... Wanna fuck Works everytime guarenteed
Sep 2 2010 11:40PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
say "come here girl" and move your finger like you are gesturing for her to come over, she comes over, tell her "I made you come just by doing that with my finger." appropriate? ehhh
Sep 2 2010 11:42PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
to be honest with you i dont think you will get a good family one off of newschoolers but good luck!
Sep 2 2010 11:42PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
the word of the day is legs, lets go upstairs and fucj
Sep 2 2010 11:43PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
ha thanks i probably should of considers that before
Sep 2 2010 11:44PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
Is that shirt felt? no. Do you want to to be?
Sep 2 2010 11:46PM
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Piste.Off
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do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
Sep 2 2010 11:46PM
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ClassyGroup
Posts: 230 - Karma: 50
Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson
Sep 2 2010 11:51PM
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Jahseph.
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use the polar bear one! Itz my favorite
Sep 2 2010 11:51PM
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
Oops I just prematurely jizzed in your face.

Not really a pick up line but I imagine you would do it
Sep 2 2010 11:51PM
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p.hawks
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
then you say imagine what i cna do with all 5
Sep 3 2010 12:00AM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
fuck me if im wrong..... but your name is aleisha
Sep 3 2010 12:04AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hey suga tits. how about you and me head out to my pick up, and i show ya my tall stick shifter?
Sep 3 2010 12:07AM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
Sep 3 2010 12:13AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
that's what i was going to say but didn't know how to put it, thanks.
Sep 3 2010 12:16AM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77

I have one that may be perfectly appropriate. Not the best, but it can work.

"Did you invite these people, i thought it was just going to be the two of us."

Sep 3 2010 12:32AM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
is ur dad a boxer becuz ur a knock out.
Sep 3 2010 12:35AM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
sorry, i have no game.
Sep 3 2010 12:44AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Instead of writing all of that in your OP you could have just writen your thread title in the search bar and would have see the 5+ page thread plus others.
Sep 3 2010 12:44AM
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DlX
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pickup+lines
Sep 3 2010 12:48AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
hey babe, wanna fuck.
Sep 3 2010 12:49AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
cool didn't know it was such a big deal to you if theres another thread on the internet.
Sep 3 2010 9:51AM
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.catierob
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true story, sitting down at a train station and a guy sits down next to me, and asks "if you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder or this one?" and then puts his arm over my shoulder...kinda creepy, but seems like it would work if you were on the chair lift, and werent a creepy guy
Sep 3 2010 12:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I know what ur thinking and i do have a nickname for my penis i call it the octagon
Sep 3 2010 12:28PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
do you like fitness? Try to fitness (fit this) in Yo Mouf!!

Also one that actually worked recently.

Me: Can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Um i have a boyfriend
Me: Oh, my car is blue
Girl: whats that mean?
Me: Oh, i thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Girl: Laughs and gives me her number.
Sep 3 2010 12:46PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
i have no room on my friends list. but there is room for you in my pants
Sep 3 2010 12:53PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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wanna fuck?
Sep 3 2010 12:53PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
Your parents mustn't been retarded cause you sure are special. Followed by wanna fuck
Sep 3 2010 12:54PM
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andrew95
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 124
best so far!
Sep 3 2010 12:58PM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
if you wanna turn a girl away say "can i smell your pussy" if she says no say "oh well it must be your feet then"
Sep 3 2010 12:59PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,304
I've got some coke, wanna fuck?
Sep 3 2010 1:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
hahaha i lold
Sep 3 2010 1:21PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?
Sep 3 2010 1:23PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119

ME: How much doeas a polar bear wiegh?

GIRL: Idk how much?

ME: Just enough to break the ice, wanna fuck now?

Sep 3 2010 1:32PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?

ive done this jokingly and have actually had girls lean in and smell it. stupid bitches.
Sep 3 2010 1:38PM
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jwalt
Posts: 611 - Karma: 11
when you gonna let me tap dat, shit works
Sep 3 2010 1:40PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
my dick your vagina. right now!
Sep 3 2010 1:42PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Haha, yeah, I've done that before, gets 'em every time, one whiff and they're out. It's like taking candy from a baby.
Sep 3 2010 1:43PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,389
hey baby, I want to sodomize you.
Sep 3 2010 1:43PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
wanna get a pizza and fuck? or don't ya like pizza?
Sep 3 2010 2:01PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Fancy going halves on a bastard?











....i'll just get my coat.
Sep 3 2010 2:02PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
baahahahah so good
Sep 3 2010 2:20PM
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Isabelle
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"Shotgun"

"on what?"

"on you!"

really works on cool girls, cause it's funny and stuff..

Sep 3 2010 2:44PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
is your dad illiterate? because your spelling is terrible.
Sep 3 2010 9:56PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
that made me lol
Sep 3 2010 10:03PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
nice, i like it. very classy
Sep 3 2010 10:05PM
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