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So school photos are just around the corner...

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blatt
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Last year for school photos I thought it would be funny to dress like a complete asshole. This year, Im looking to step it up. Alot. So NSG, if you got any good ideas for what I can do to step up my game this year for a top-notch school photo, post it up.

Some ideas my friends and I have came up with include:
Ed Hardy
Glasses
Bowl Cut
Whatever Tim Tebow did with his hair
eyeliner/mascara
dirty mustache

help me out guys!
Aug 31 2010 12:25AM
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.frenchy
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grow a rattail and throw it over your shoulder, maybe grow a dirtlip.
Aug 31 2010 3:39PM
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spruitm
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dont pull your penis out
















unless you really have to
Aug 31 2010 3:39PM
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apcaipse
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They told us we couldn't smile.
So I glared as hard as I could at the camera. Then right as he took the picture I smiled really big, while still glaring. Hilarious picture.
Aug 31 2010 3:40PM
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Kangbang
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Aug 31 2010 3:41PM
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spruitm
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yea, blend in with everyone else!  that would be SOOOOO funny!
Aug 31 2010 3:41PM
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SteezyasPie
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I want to see this. I tried it and couldnt do it
Aug 31 2010 3:59PM
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dbchili
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get a blow out
Aug 31 2010 4:07PM
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jeremy.g
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im doing this
Aug 31 2010 5:27PM
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[Steeze_Please]
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lmfao bet he didnt expect that
Aug 31 2010 5:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I want to see this.

Aug 31 2010 5:57PM
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LMPJibbin
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ahahahahaaha
Aug 31 2010 6:00PM
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Aaaron.
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jersey shore that trick
Aug 31 2010 6:04PM
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Brock.
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Follow these instructions very carfully and you will achieve an epic win.


1. Acquire an NS die-cut

2. Directly after you wake up in the morning go onto your front lawn or into some place that is very sunny. Bring a lawn chair and your laptop.
*do not apply any sunscreen*

3. Immediately after you are situated on your chair Place the die cut directly onto your forehead.

3. Wait 5-6 hours with your head facing directly at the sun. (go on NS to pass the time)

4. Take off die-cut, go home, look in mirror.



You now are ready for picture day.
Aug 31 2010 6:04PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Jizz on the lens



























































































Wait...
Aug 31 2010 6:04PM
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nickyp
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Fringe that obscures your eyes. Get hair extensions if needs be
Aug 31 2010 6:06PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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lol that made me laugh quite hard

Aug 31 2010 6:11PM
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blatt
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Only prioblem is that it's raining in Oregon. So that's out of the picture
Aug 31 2010 6:17PM
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Jwalk
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that kid is an absolute champion!
Aug 31 2010 6:24PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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you want to look funny? dress like a skier ololollollollolol.
Aug 31 2010 7:58PM
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teleak
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If you have some, show off your chest hair.
Here's mine that i'm using this year.

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Hipster cycling/ cowboy hat are optional.
Aug 31 2010 9:00PM
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PeterWojnar
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This would be epic- only thing is, it has to be something that's obvious from the shoulders up. I'd go with hipster- roadie bike hat, scarf, wife beater, fake eye glasses, earrings, ...

If it were a full shot, just wear what you would on the hill- lots of tall tees, pants around your knees, beanie, bandana, ski boots, and headphones.

(that's speaking for the average NSer, not myself)
Sep 1 2010 1:24AM
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rudager
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its classy and screams i'ma douche. fuck the grenades.
Sep 1 2010 1:48AM
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MN_Nice
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I still can't tell what he's doing. Just looking retarded?
Sep 1 2010 3:04AM
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^BEANS^
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id say go for the guido look but the dirty stache isnt a bad idea +1
Sep 1 2010 9:29AM
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gyarados
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where everysingle polo you own and pop them all
Sep 1 2010 10:57AM
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BIG-DUMPS
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He's pointing and motioning ewww to the girl next to him, he wins.
Sep 1 2010 10:59AM
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MN_Nice
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Oh shit! Hahahaha!
Sep 1 2010 1:25PM
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Owl
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my threads for when you post pics
Sep 1 2010 1:36PM
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Aton.Jones
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that is amazing
Sep 1 2010 1:44PM
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Seth.S
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My older bro for his jonior pic (now a freshman in collage) wore a XL Blazers bball jersay with no shirt under it (had a dirty tan line from all the golf he played in the summer) and wore a ratty campionship Bulls hat with the size adjuster sticking out...funny as fuck wish i could find the pic to upload it
Sep 1 2010 2:27PM
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B.L.A.K.E
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Here is me my senior year. Nothing to risky. Quality isn't real good sorry.
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Sep 1 2010 4:05PM
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thisandthatfilms
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2 votes
Sep 1 2010 4:10PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Wear big sunglasses with NS stickers on the lenses, get a bowlcut with the front REALLY short, and put one more sticker on your forehead
Sep 1 2010 4:22PM
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blatt
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Last chance for ideas guys post em up!
Sep 6 2010 7:38PM
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Style+eeze
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this is my friend's from last year:

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Sep 6 2010 7:44PM
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Style+eeze
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Sep 6 2010 7:48PM
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StevenR
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Im jewish my self and i was gonna suggest a hitler stash. nevermind then.
Sep 6 2010 7:59PM
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.Natty.
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one of my good friends is always right next to me in year books so in middle school i reached my arm out of my picture and he moved his arm so there was just a hand coming into his picture from one side.

unfortunately the first year we tried he reached his arm in on the wrong side so we both looked like complete idiots. we did it right the next year though and it looked pretty cool.

i didnt purchase either of the yearbooks though so i cant provide pictures
Sep 6 2010 8:04PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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OOOOOOHHHHHH! Hahahaha i thought the joke was that the girl next to him was actually a guy wearing a wig lolololololol.
Sep 6 2010 9:17PM
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twin-tip-hero
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get all of these.

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a hitler stache
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with all these you should be golden.
Sep 6 2010 9:25PM
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annex_
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make that 3
Sep 6 2010 10:21PM
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Mogwai.
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Sep 7 2010 7:18PM
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Smuffy
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keep em coming guys. i did this last year and they didnt put my picture in the yearbook. for my senior picture im trying to do something legit, but still make it in my yearbook hahaha
Sep 7 2010 8:13PM
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BikeMlatt69
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honeybadger will get mad at me for posting this before him but this is what he did:

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Sep 9 2010 9:04PM
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2_fadez
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HOLY SHIT THAT IS GREAT
Sep 9 2010 9:17PM
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p.hawks
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3+ polos all with popped collars
and a chain
and like an ed hardy jeadn vest with sequins and dragons
Sep 9 2010 9:24PM
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Style+eeze
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yeah, haha. he made a collar with a massive piece of paper wrapped around it that he colored.

he looked like such an idiot sitting there getting his picture taken though, hahaha
Sep 9 2010 9:53PM
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Wolvmatt.
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Cantante de Mariachi, ¿Sí?

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Sep 9 2010 10:16PM
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jorb.co
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Sep 9 2010 10:28PM
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blatt
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first I'd like to think everyone for posting, and alas, I present the final product:

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Sep 9 2010 10:38PM
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