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6 word story

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SlimDunkin.
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hai guys im required to right a six word story for english seminar, im not asking you to do it for me just throw some ideas at me i was think something like...

early morning,no names,long night

GO
Aug 30 2010 8:18PM
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Common_Cents
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life is, skiing with, my meat
Aug 30 2010 10:46PM
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84891jnf92048
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had six words, couldn't write shit.
Aug 30 2010 10:47PM
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Common_Cents
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Why is my hand, all sticky
Aug 30 2010 10:47PM
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Zent33zy
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i like penis in my mouth
Aug 30 2010 10:48PM
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84891jnf92048
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unnecessary comma, but used it anyway.
Aug 30 2010 10:50PM
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Common_Cents
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It was used for pause effect
Aug 30 2010 10:51PM
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84891jnf92048
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why would you want to pause?
Aug 30 2010 10:52PM
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Common_Cents
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So i can notice the gunk
Aug 30 2010 10:53PM
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84891jnf92048
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this thread is definitely quite epic.
Aug 30 2010 10:55PM
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inb4_UMAD
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this would have been... more sufficient
Aug 30 2010 10:56PM
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Common_Cents
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We just conversed. With 6 words!
Aug 30 2010 10:57PM
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84891jnf92048
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being a postwhore for the win
Aug 30 2010 10:59PM
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Common_Cents
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You came and then you cummed?
Aug 30 2010 10:59PM
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inb4_UMAD
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why is my karma so low?




















bracing for the eventual karma rape
Aug 30 2010 11:07PM
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PowdurWhore
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this^^^^
Aug 30 2010 11:53PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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NEWSCHOOLERS OWNS. thats good enough to be a 6 word story.
Aug 30 2010 11:54PM
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84891jnf92048
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wanted six-word stories, got shitty ones.
Aug 31 2010 12:05AM
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Craze
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This amazing thread, made me LOL!
Aug 31 2010 12:07AM
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84891jnf92048
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why do people use unneeded commas?
Aug 31 2010 12:13AM
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Sammich
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because we can. damn straight bitch
Aug 31 2010 12:43AM
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84891jnf92048
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i guess so. pig snail dance.
Aug 31 2010 12:44AM
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ESAND
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Your mom naked. Vidi, Vici, Veni.
Aug 31 2010 12:47AM
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saxon
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write about something you know alot about, something you enjoy doing, something you could talk for hours about..stuff like that.

skiing maybe? if you can work it in.
Aug 31 2010 12:48AM
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2L208
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I can only say six words
Aug 31 2010 12:48AM
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Sammich
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i like fucking babies butt holes
Aug 31 2010 12:55AM
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T.MARTIN
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Look at your comment, now back to mine. now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now in diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.
Aug 31 2010 12:55AM
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84891jnf92048
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fuck you, thats not six words.
Aug 31 2010 12:59AM
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PeterWojnar
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I think I've lost my penis.

Why, the boat is sinking, Sherry!

And do not call me Shirley.

How many goatees shingle a textbook?

Where on Earth is Carmen SanDiego?

A man, a plan, a canal.
Aug 31 2010 1:01AM
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Skibumsmith
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What is the point of this?
Aug 31 2010 1:02AM
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585.
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and we have a winner
Aug 31 2010 1:03AM
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Rachy
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ooooo i had to do this for my philosophy class....

Pretty much the same thing that journalists do for news headings.

find a story you really like, and make a 6 word story out of it.

Like my favorite news story this year was the one where the kid forgot to take his meds got naked through a puppy at a gang of bikers and then excaped on a bulldozer.

in 6 word. man throws puppy at bikers naked.

Then you can make it more interesting

naked lunatic hurls puppy at bikers.

Anyway.... find a story you like. Summarize it into 6 words, then change the words to be the most interesting version you can.

Then google it to make sure you didnt rip someone off.
Aug 31 2010 1:07AM
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84891jnf92048
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im not googling anything with the words "naked lunatic" in it...
Aug 31 2010 1:20AM
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Travapple.
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what the fuck did you say?

do you want a free blowjob?
Aug 31 2010 1:24AM
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PartyHon
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shit went down, i just pooped
Aug 31 2010 1:25AM
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Skibumsmith
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Does this story turn you on?
Aug 31 2010 1:27AM
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84891jnf92048
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turtle slap toe lingo jingles ugly
Aug 31 2010 1:28AM
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B4NE1
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creative
Aug 31 2010 1:48AM
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Sherpa
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haha yes
Aug 31 2010 7:43AM
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KLovelace
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barack obama in the white house
Aug 31 2010 7:47AM
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Heart
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haters gon hate, prepare for rape.
Aug 31 2010 11:18AM
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84891jnf92048
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sounds like a song. you make?
Aug 31 2010 11:20AM
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neutralzombie
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banananut cheerios are the best breakfast.
Aug 31 2010 11:24AM
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leahey
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this thread is so fun yay
Aug 31 2010 11:24AM
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84891jnf92048
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i wish i could go skiing
Aug 31 2010 11:26AM
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ECB
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Guy uses condom, he is pussy.
Aug 31 2010 11:54AM
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84891jnf92048
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fucked my cousin, bought her pill.
Aug 31 2010 4:46PM
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little1337
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rahpast changed to boner man
Aug 31 2010 4:52PM
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Heart
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lol yeah, just made it up
Aug 31 2010 6:00PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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The Snow, Its So, Dam Ignant
Aug 31 2010 6:05PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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What a night. Then Bam! Herpes.
Aug 31 2010 10:07PM
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