you just bite right into a grapefruit, do ya? what the hell is wrong with you? that's like biting through rhinocerous skin to get to the bitterest tasting shit on the planet...
and i agree with whoever said apples taste awesome sliced
"Just ahead, over the rolling wheatfields all golden beneath the distant snows of Estes, I'd be seeing old Denver at last. I pictured myself in a Denver bar that night, with all the gang, and in their eyes I would be strange and ragged like the Prophet who has walked across the land to bring the dark Word, and the only Word I had was 'Wow!'"