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Drunk texting

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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
does anyone else do this its just super anoying ill be real hammered wake up the next day look at my phone and be like shit...you gotta be kidding
Aug 17 2010 2:02PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16

i think i'm the preseason #2 ranked drunk texter in the world going into this semester.  it's an awful (but funny) habit.

Aug 17 2010 2:13PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
i have a problem with keeping my mouth shut. i sometimes spit out my deepest secrets like just tellin girls i think their sexy
Aug 17 2010 2:15PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
99% of Newschoolers are below the drinking age, haha.
Aug 17 2010 2:15PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
doesn't mean you still can not drunk text. ha
Aug 17 2010 2:16PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
SO THAT MEANS NO ONE DRINKS???

Aug 17 2010 2:17PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257

ooops my bad!

*legal drinking age**

haha bonerz

Aug 17 2010 2:20PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
And I'm number 1


Having unlimited texts, a QWERTY keyboard and cheap alcohol does not bode well for social relationships.
Aug 17 2010 2:28PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
sometimes i wish that my phone had a breathalyzer that i had to blow in to before it would allow me to send texts at 3 am. ya know, kind of like they put in your car if you get a dui... it would save me many "awe shit" mornings...
Aug 17 2010 2:32PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
This. I also love it when it's someone i don't talk to much, so like 4 days later I look at the conversation and am just like when did this even happen?

Feels bad man.
Aug 17 2010 2:34PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i hate giving them but i love getting them...


(thats what she said)
Aug 17 2010 2:40PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i do this a little bet not my deepest secrets but ill tell people things i would never ever say if i was sober like secrets to people that dont even know me. Makes me lots of friends
Aug 17 2010 2:40PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
the deciding factor of wether or not i send the text (except if it's to my mother convincing her that i'm at a friends house and not drunk) is if i have to close one eye to see the screen. if i do, then i can't be fucked with trying so i stop and don't send. then i have saved drafts the next morning of indecipherable mumbo jumbo.
Jan 2 2011 11:37PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i sent some incredible texts on new years. wow.
Jan 2 2011 11:41PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
i say some bad shit on FBook too haha
Jan 2 2011 11:43PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
im not a huge drunk texter, but one time i was at this party and this girl made me put my number in her phone. she called me the next morning to go to breakfast but i didnt remember who she was and thought she had the wrong number.i saw her again a few days later and i had put my name in as "steeeetpn7383u4smenk" or some ridiculous shit like that. just totally retarded. cellphones are so hard to use when you are real drunk.
Jan 2 2011 11:47PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i texted a girl 2 nights ago and told her to get her "phaaat dIIICjK out of my house. she wasn't even in my house
Jan 3 2011 12:01AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
ohhhh i have had a few bad ones.....
Jan 3 2011 3:37AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
yo, you know what, my drunk texting has actually gotten me laid quite a few times in the past so im not too worried about it you know
Jan 3 2011 3:41AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
yea i actually have a "do not pick up" list on my phone from crazy bitches as well as the following lists/names

-Brazilain chick?
-Would do her but onllllly frum behind
-hahaaaa her parenttts must hate hur
-fuck yo couch
-whure a condom

(those are aprox drunk representations of what I have in my phone although the spelling is prob actually worse)

although once i become sober i feel that all of those people/girls fall under the do not pick up list
Jan 3 2011 4:54AM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
you're lucky. i've def blown my chances with some to the point that we dont talk anymore/shit is mad awkward when i see them around
Jan 3 2011 5:02AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
I think i'm tied first with you, the shit I say when I'm drunk is incredible.
Jan 3 2011 7:27AM
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moth_time
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
Your deepest secrets are that you think some girls are sexy?

You must be attracted to some fucked things...
Jan 3 2011 7:55AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
especially if she's drunk too
Jan 3 2011 11:11AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
definitely had a couple of those. Like last night when i drunk texted my MOM... 'morgan' is way to close to 'mom' in my phonebook
Jan 3 2011 11:45AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
I'm pretty good at refraining at drunk texting, but every so often I have to go through my phone and delete people like "boi inclownee custum4e" and "read haat6 kidrs." I tend to make a lot of new friends when I'm drunk.
Jan 3 2011 11:51AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
that sounds like a perfectly logical conversation to me.
Jan 3 2011 12:52PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
I am the same.
I used to be the worst drunk texter, made me some good guy friends though haha
Jan 3 2011 12:59PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
........yeah..........
Jan 3 2011 1:01PM
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
I've accepted the fact that I'll text excessively when I'm drunk.  Thank god I've gotten good at it.  Example:

Jan 1, 2011 12:35 am
Happy 2011 luv mom

Jan 1 2011 12:58 am
Love you too family! All my friends wish a happy new year too!
Jan 3 2011 1:31PM
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Kush_Squad
Posts: 126 - Karma: 33
from new years

hot girl "hey luke!"

me: "hey coma ovre i wnt my cak suckeded"

hot girl "wow"
Jan 3 2011 1:33PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
I have an X that sends me these all the time....I finally snapped at him and he downloaded an app on the Iphone that wont let him text my number between certain hours....it works!
Jan 3 2011 1:34PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
love receiving them
Jan 3 2011 1:39PM
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Mr.Platt
Posts: 313 - Karma: 21
its fun waking up the next moring and looking through your texts to see what you told people
Jan 3 2011 3:13PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
New years... It wasn't good.
Jan 3 2011 3:29PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
the best is when you drunk text someone, and they are at another party drunk also and they drunk text you back. those are fun to read in the morning.
Jan 3 2011 3:32PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

Ohh yea im bad news when it comes to that. Im actually pretty good at making messages readable but its the shit i saw

I wont be blatant like "hheyz cum suk ma d shffJKD"

Ill just say stuff to girls i like you coomme to the parrty i wannt you here and call them or something. Or say theyre sexy and shit like not.

Not the worrsst things just you still facepalm in the morning.

One girl gets it really bad hahah because i used to like her and still do a bit but were good friends so she doesnt care lol.

Drunk texting isnt bad when the other person is drunk too, then its just fun to read in the morning.

Jan 3 2011 3:42PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i remember my collective first beers.
shits obnoxious, just turn off your phone.
Jan 3 2011 3:45PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
im sure you do Jaime
Jan 3 2011 3:45PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i thoroughly enjoy waking up the morning after drinking, and reading my drunk texts. sometimes the shit i say is absolutely absurd. i have fun with it
Jan 3 2011 3:59PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

im sure no one under age has drank, ever  Click for larger image

Jan 4 2011 12:11PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,273
Lol it can get fun though if the girl actually keeps it goin haha. Once in a blue moon they actually do what i request and if they dont you just pull the sorry im drunk card lol.
Jan 4 2011 1:17PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
yyaaaarrrppp or youll wake up with titty pictures all over your phone
Jan 4 2011 1:20PM
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