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fuck all the privacy shit heres mine, i find it pretty funny,
so about 4 or 5 years ago it was black friday, i usually dont go out on black friday but i decided to go out with my mom, we were in philly at this time so all the malls down there are PACKED, about an hour into shopping i had to fart and farted, about 30 seconds after that my ass felt real warm so i put my hand down my pants to check and see what the fuck was going on, i put my hand down to feel something squishy and liquidy, and i realized i shit my pants, and it was bad, the worst code brown you could have had, well i told my mom we ran to the bathrooms on the way my mom stole a pack of boxers from jcpenny, we got to the bathrooms to find the mens room was closed for cleaning and there was a line already backuped for it, so i snuck into the girls bathroom and ran into an open stall and my mom kept gaurd for me, i spent the next 45 minutes wiping every bit of shit from my ass cheecks and the back of my legs, put on a new pair of boxers and proceed to leave the mall only to shit my pants in the car and have to wait 2 hours till we got at my house in northeast PA, im never eating so much food on thanksgiving and then going out again
please be a guy...