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You know your a skier when....

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I.B
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This thread is about well what makes us skiers?!

I'll start...




You know your a skier when you afterbang off the curb.


Jul 31 2010 8:50PM
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carbon.pulse
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Whenever you tell a story to anyone at the end you think "/claim" without noticing.
Aug 7 2010 12:41AM
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wolf.
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When you dream about skiing every night. That happens to me haha
Aug 7 2010 12:45AM
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hue.
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when becoming a dirty ski bum is a life goal
Aug 7 2010 12:48AM
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Shlogan
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the homies and i have started afterbanging after we claim anything. like your sitting down and you just throw your arms to one side, its pretty great.
Aug 7 2010 12:49AM
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FerrisBueller
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when someone asks you, "have you heard of tom walnick?" and they say it so wrong, and you just facepalm.
Aug 7 2010 1:30AM
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ORDEAL
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This

Aug 7 2010 1:43AM
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Parrish
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When you watch Ski Movies over and over and over again. Then watch them a few more times.
Aug 7 2010 1:44AM
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TheNextSkier5
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when your cashin checks n snappin necks

Aug 7 2010 1:51AM
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Profpimpcain
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when you enjoy sodomizing alter boys
Aug 7 2010 1:54AM
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*simba*
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Tall tees and cork threes
Snortin lines and stompin nines

Aug 7 2010 1:54AM
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Profpimpcain
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shit... wrong forum
Aug 7 2010 1:55AM
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Parrish
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I've never done this.
Aug 7 2010 1:56AM
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TheNextSkier5
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indeed
Aug 7 2010 1:57AM
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Profpimpcain
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i would hope not.
Aug 7 2010 1:58AM
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Parrish
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Jeah-rod.
Aug 7 2010 1:59AM
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Gameboy
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When you can't really decide between girls and a awesome day at the mountain
Aug 7 2010 1:59AM
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Profpimpcain
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Andrew Piranha
Aug 7 2010 2:00AM
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Parrish
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The mountain wins erry time.
Aug 7 2010 2:00AM
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TheNextSkier5
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how bout an awsome day at the mountain with girls?

Aug 7 2010 2:01AM
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Parrish
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I think this wins.
Aug 7 2010 2:03AM
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Gameboy
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That's heaven :)
Aug 7 2010 2:04AM
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Parrish
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Yes it is
Aug 7 2010 2:09AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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i was about to say this EXACT SAME THING. good thing i scrolled down first.
Aug 7 2010 2:21AM
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585.
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when you use moms credit card to order your new afterbangs adn jiberish
Aug 7 2010 3:00AM
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Alex_G
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You've seen this thread 300 times already
Aug 7 2010 10:09AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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i like our colourful signatuers
Aug 7 2010 10:47AM
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MichSteeze
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when there are girls talking to you on the lift, but you don not pay attention because you thinking about your next line, and nod your head and say yea for anything they ask.
Aug 7 2010 10:52AM
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thisandthatfilms
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win.
Aug 7 2010 10:56AM
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steezy.stew
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When you call in sick to school  whenever its supposed to snow really hard
Aug 7 2010 11:15AM
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Emma_Watson
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yeah, ik really. there has been like 20 threads like this.
Aug 7 2010 11:32AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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now i understand y u have so little karma
Aug 7 2010 11:38AM
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chardi
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who cares these are like my favorite threads we could make a thousand of them.

the classic: 270 off curbs.
Aug 7 2010 11:43AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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yes pretending like curbs are boxes and rails
Aug 7 2010 12:19PM
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1337
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oh my god its all I do at the beach
Aug 7 2010 12:21PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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ditto
Aug 7 2010 1:07PM
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c4t_l0ver
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when i post ski edits on my facebook in the summer cloggin up peole news feeds with winter :)
Aug 7 2010 1:11PM
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QuikWildkat
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when you spend your summer on the internet because you are such a terrific ath1337

nawt
Aug 7 2010 1:23PM
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chardi
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a few weeks ago i had orientation for college and for like half the day i just stared at this huge double kink in the middle of campus. they have such good urban, except no one there skis, fml. i also got cock blocked by a black girl and a fat ginger, but the double kink looked sick, so it was a good day haha.
Aug 7 2010 1:37PM
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7-3instacall
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When it's mid september and you already have switch from cap to toques/beanie,wtv
Aug 7 2010 2:38PM
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littlefirsty
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You know ur a skier when u snowboard haha
Aug 7 2010 6:31PM
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NickSki.
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no
Aug 7 2010 7:01PM
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chardi
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my exact thoughts
Aug 7 2010 7:10PM
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Steezyiott
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when you try to grind rails in halo 3
Aug 7 2010 7:16PM
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Isabelle
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love this kind of threads.

when someone ask what you do for education, and you have nothing to answer but skiing. when your injured and all you do is surf on NS and watch tons of ski edits. when you hug your skis cause you miss skiing so much.

Aug 7 2010 7:54PM
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Blake.P
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Well apparently I don't like skiing as much as you. I don't think it will ever bring me to that extreme
Aug 7 2010 8:31PM
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gyarados
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if you wear this shirtClick for larger image
Aug 7 2010 8:57PM
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~~~~~~~~
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You stare at the railing leading into the water right below your lifeguard chair just dreaming of the possibility's and plotting to snag it at the end of the season before maintenance.
Aug 7 2010 8:59PM
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Isabelle
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+K I lol'd
Aug 7 2010 8:59PM
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1337
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you made an amazing joke and it went overlooked. I am quoting this to give you a pat on the back an a warm thumbs up of approval
Aug 7 2010 9:03PM
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chardi
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hahahaha i do this all the time in call of duty. theres a short down rail in skidrow and underpass has a bunch of yellow rails. and in quarry there is some red snow fence you can steal for your summer setup. and whenever i jump off of a ledge with commando pro i 360, grabbed of course + afterbang.
Aug 7 2010 9:56PM
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