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The McFast and the McFurious
Someone took quotes from The Fast and the Furious and put a McDonald's twist on them. Some of them are funny, others suck.
- I live my life a quarter pounder at a time, for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
- I need FRIIEEEEESSS! 2 of them, the big ones! Oh, and I need them tonight.
- More than you can afford pal. BigMac.
- They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries.
- I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
- Bryan - 'Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order?'
Hector - 'Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.'
- Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac
Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.
- 'Street's closed hamburglar! Find another way to Macdonald's!'
- It doesn't matter if you eat a single fry, or a supersize. Fat is fat.
- Dom: You break her egg mcmuffin and I'll break your neck.
Brian: It'll never happen.
- You never had as much fat as me. You never had your burger. *snatch* I believe you owe me a 500 calorie burger.
- Smells like a veggie.
Brian, this is one of those times you need to be very clear about what you say. Are you a veggie?
- brian: 'whats the retail on one of those?'
counter guy: 'more than you can afford pal...McLean'
- 'what toy you got in your happy meal?'
'oh, you gonna make me find out the hard way?'
'you brave man, you brave'
- 'you almost had me? you never had me. like you never had your BigMac.'
- You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
- Granny-biting, not chomping like you should!
- Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.
- Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
- All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
- You eat her cheeseburger, I'll eat you BigMac.
- Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
- My cholesterol topped out at 240...
- I thought if I got in your good graces, you'd let me eat that burger.
You are my good graces but you aren't eating that burger.
- Ronald McDonald: The name's Ronald. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it.
ha ok.. but does anyone know any of the real cheesy quotes from that movie. My friends and i always make fun of the lines in that movie.. just because they are so terrible, other then the fast cars taht movie sucked ass. So what are the real cheesy lines do you have those
ya the acting was horrible i think the fact that al the bad ass cars is what made it what it was..
lol, thats just a game we play in drama all the time, were u have to add in a word that doesn't make sence....
what did dom say?
he wants u of the team
and what did u say to dom
what do u think I said, good help is hard to find
hehe those were pretty funny
~Hot Tamalia :o)
way too much time on your hands.
'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
I WAS POUNDING MY FIST ON THE DESK!
THOST ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
---The Jib Janitor---
---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
what are you talking about that movie ROCKED ! and the hott guys and their cars helped aswell. My fav. line in the movie 'You gonna race that Crotch Rocked !'
'Pipe Is Nice'
yes i must admit there were tons of hot guys...oh shit!!!
SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
sounds wierd..but my families friends race snowmobile is as fast as those cars..i think the snowmobile is faster off the start....its a grass drag racer..top 5 fastest in the world..its a pig..eats up 1 gallon and a half of gas in 50 yards..
kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper
tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
some of those are pretty funny
-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Most snowmobiles are faster than cars off the line, not at top speed though.
when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone
that was great!!!! bwahahahahaha
Me not like pro basketball, cause me short and they all tall. baseball slow like forest gump, except when robbie spits on ump. wrestlemania not that great. Me like to see hulk hogan skate. TV soccer not that hot. u play that and u get shot.
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