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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I'm related to Frank Lampard of England's Chelsea soccer club. /claim I have a cottage right next to the lead singer of the Barenaked Ladies. /claim
Jul 23 2010 10:18AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I once peeled a banana, put the peel in the microwave, then used the peel to assist me in jerking off /claim
Jul 23 2010 10:20AM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
I don't even know what to say to that
Jul 23 2010 11:14AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
won 12 straight games of beer pong last night. claim?
Jul 23 2010 11:23AM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
My dad's brother is Bill Gates. But not the real one. /claim
Jul 23 2010 11:34AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
shame claim
Jul 23 2010 3:37PM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
took that idea from Weeds didn't u
Jul 23 2010 4:21PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
my dads name is chris brown/claim
Jul 23 2010 4:23PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
my dad beats women
Jul 23 2010 5:20PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
ive consumed 20 beers in one night. /claim
Jul 23 2010 8:10PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Actually no, when I was younger I simply googled "How to make a fake vagina" and went from there. As in younger I mean like 3 months ago.
Jul 23 2010 10:05PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
before you saw what an actual vagina looked like? which was your cousins.

no hate intended, but its just funny
Jul 23 2010 10:06PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I never said I lost my virginity to my cousin, now that would be weird.
Jul 23 2010 10:07PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
oh ok, thats good, and it would be weird
Jul 23 2010 10:08PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
Just landed a 540 on my Indo Board
Jul 23 2010 10:10PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
my uncle was on the 1980 US olympic hockey team /claim
Jul 23 2010 10:30PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
crazy mother fucker.
Jul 24 2010 10:54AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
wtf, vids dude!
Jul 24 2010 3:56PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
Wooa I'm impressed. Seriously. I was at my friends house one night and a little bit drunk. i tried a 360 since I stomped my 180 like a pro. Landed bad on the board, fell on the ground directly on my arm. I hhad to wear a cast for about two weeks hahaha.
Jul 24 2010 3:59PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
1. i met slyvester stalone and rode on a zamboni at a flyers game all in the same night.
2. my dad is the only examiner instructor at my mountain.
3. i just got sponsored by nordica and a local shop.
4. i've hung out with wallisch and steve at his house in wisp.
5. my uncle used to be a pro skater in the 80's(Paul Wisniewski) and he is good friends with bucky lasek

claimin it all
Jul 24 2010 6:36PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
my advisor at school played against pele when he played pro. /claim
Jul 24 2010 10:19PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Now THAT is fucking awesome.
Jul 25 2010 1:03AM
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3mania
Posts: 2559 - Karma: 9,852
I've coached 2 Xgames medalists and one Olympic medalist, gotten drunk with Plake, ridden the tbar with Seth, pounded bumps with Nelson, discovered Josh Loubeck, skied over 150 days a season for 25 years. and oh yeah, i'm going to Argentina for a month in a few weeks. CLAIM

Jul 25 2010 5:08AM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117

my first cousin is in 3 featured movies this summer

/claim

Jul 25 2010 10:27AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
NAME
Jul 25 2010 10:28AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
vids. 3's are hard enough for me. but shovs are king too.
Jul 25 2010 10:44AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256

this is my 2777 post!     /claim 

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Jul 25 2010 11:21AM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
i was in a trapeze show in baltimore when i was 12. CLAIM
Jul 25 2010 11:59AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
orly?
Jul 25 2010 12:43PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
my great grandpa was in the mafia. /claim
Jul 25 2010 12:48PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
I Met shane McConkey just before he passed away- RIP
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My moms best friend was shanes brother
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I met a bunch of pros this summer and got to film a sunset shoot /Claim
Jul 25 2010 12:51PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i killed a black widow spider in west vagina. thus through deductive properties that makes me the worlds most deadly animal.... ladies
Jul 25 2010 12:58PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
i've seen SteezyOhio's boobs /claim
Jul 25 2010 12:59PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
pictures of FBGM's Ta-Ta's...... message me for the link

Jul 25 2010 1:26PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
BS
Jul 25 2010 1:27PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
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Jul 25 2010 1:30PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
hahahahaha pot head, those were the days.
Jul 25 2010 1:31PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
all about the stona persona
Jul 25 2010 1:33PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
tyler i failed my drug test yesterday
Jul 25 2010 1:34PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
thats not ghood at all!
Jul 25 2010 1:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
no it's fine
Jul 25 2010 1:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
the whistles go whooooooooooooo
Jul 25 2010 1:37PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
your karma is too high
Jul 25 2010 1:38PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i know. im such an asshole yet my karma refuses to dip
Jul 25 2010 1:41PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
my uncle prosicutes nazis

my other uncle does shit for massive mueseums

the first uncle i stated wrote a book

he also is very important in the government

my friend is like a pro mountain climber. hes 12

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Jul 25 2010 1:41PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
it totally just dipped
Jul 25 2010 1:45PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Found two more today.


Make that 8 sigs./claim
Jul 25 2010 5:19PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
i have successfully gotten away with being pulled over for quadrupling the speed limit. no write up or anything.
Jul 25 2010 5:40PM
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yohaass60
Posts: 333 - Karma: 42
I through a snowball at Jeff Schmuck in the COC lift line/ Claim
I feel like an asshole /claim
my sister set up an event where morgan freeman, ashton kutcher, and Matt damon all attended/ claim
got a high five from obama at DU/ claim
Jul 25 2010 6:03PM
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