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Playboy and Parents?

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George.
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
Hi,

So it's been on my mind lately and when I was a youngster, I watched a lot of internet porn. Actually thats why I'm so messed up now.

But when I was a kid I tried to convince my parents to get me a subscription to playboy. I told them why not give me something thats not as hardcore with great articles? My argument was valid because I would get what I wanted either way.

Anyone else have the same problem? (I think I just gave a lot of kids some ideas)
Jun 27 2010 11:18PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
No, it's not okay for parents to get their little kids subscriptions for playboy. It's just not okay.
Jun 27 2010 11:19PM
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George.
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
Kids are going to watch hardcore porn anyways... Why not give them something safer?
Jun 27 2010 11:20PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
this that's just fucked up
Jun 27 2010 11:21PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
parents=NO
old brothers/cousins=YES
Jun 27 2010 11:21PM
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seebass
Posts: 289 - Karma: 333
I don't think I would ever feel comfortable talking to my parents about porn... certainly not asking them to buy me a subscription.
Jun 27 2010 11:22PM
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Darth_Veeder
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Jun 27 2010 11:22PM
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family_vacation
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You're missing the key difference between teenagers and little kids.
Jun 27 2010 11:22PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Are you fucking high?
Jun 27 2010 11:31PM
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George.
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
Sorry by kids I meant Teenagers. Just people between 12-17
Jun 27 2010 11:32PM
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George.
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Sorry worded completely wrong.
Jun 27 2010 11:33PM
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Gumbo
Posts: 69 - Karma: 11
why would you want to pay for porn when you can get it for free?
Jun 27 2010 11:36PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
lol 12.
Jun 28 2010 12:09AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
such a win.
Jun 28 2010 12:42AM
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family_vacation
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yes, the originality behind that post was amazing.
Jun 28 2010 12:43AM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
this.
Jun 28 2010 12:44AM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
AGHHHHRAHHAHHHAHFHHGHHRLJSALKJDLAHDKHARHHGHGHLADH.

That's what is going on in my head after reading this thread, I am now going to go rage for a while.
Jun 28 2010 1:01AM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
hahahahhahahahaha that picture actually made me laugh


but, to the op.. how did you even bring that up? like did you just go up to your parents and ask for a subscription? thats a little awk..
Jun 28 2010 1:05AM
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TheStudioCC
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Jun 28 2010 1:07AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
My dad's response to finding my Playboy stash when I was 14.

Jun 28 2010 1:49AM
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.jersey
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im pretty sure your parents buying you porn is illegal... just saying
Jun 28 2010 1:57AM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
how the fuck is porn dangerous is what i want to know
Jun 28 2010 2:02AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
my older brother FTW
Jun 28 2010 2:06AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
They try anal on the first date.
Jun 28 2010 2:07AM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
HAHAHA that tripped me out so hard. i was listening to some heeaavvy dubstep and this came on. had no idea what was going on... and threadwise, yeah.... pretty stupid. BUT! mad props for actually trying to convince you're parents to get you a subscription for playboy (if this is true), thats fucking hilarious. i really wish i could have been around to watch that conversation.
Jun 28 2010 2:10AM
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PimpingPanda
Posts: 102 - Karma: 4
Playboy is lame anyways. They dont show the good stuff. They hide the vagina behind a veil of pubic hair. I WANT TO SEE IT!!!! I WANNA SEE CRYSTAL CLEAR LUBRICATED VAGINA!

Jun 28 2010 3:53AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
you guys are fucking retarded.


playboy is pimp as fuck. i have a huge stack of playboys at my house, we have this two-layer cofee table thing, and they sit on the bottom layer whenever i have a party. i dunno why, but everyone loves that shit. even girls. its just funny as shit to look through them, and they go back to like the mid 80's so theres all kinds of crazy hairdoos and funny advertisements for speedboats and cigars.



basically, you read them while ripping a bowl and you feel like hough fucking heffner.
Jun 28 2010 9:40AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Holy shit. I thought this EXACT same thing when I read this thread. I was about to post it but it started playing right when I was about to press "Reply". I thought I was going to shit myself from being so confused. hahahahaha

This raises your Karma to a 1/10 Gnartron. Consider yourself lucky. haha
Jun 28 2010 9:44AM
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BrewskiJr
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sorry for dub post. but last post directed towards Gnartrons song
Jun 28 2010 9:44AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Not to mention FUCKING WEIRD
Jun 28 2010 9:47AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
That pic was actually taken in my town. And OP, youre retarded to ask your parents for a playboy subscription.
Jun 28 2010 10:05AM
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