A kid at my school was beating off once, the teacher thought he was texting so she asked him to stand up. He just "I can't" then the teacher realized what was happening and just said "oh, okay" and went back to teaching, he got suspended for it though.
Oh my god! I just hit a fucking turkey, it was in my hand!
Since im scared of thunder i just pretend tom warnick is skiing up in the clouds -Nik._Bk
we are all from america and your a fag. -mattwalker
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 188.8.131.52.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
That happened once or twice in class when I was in school. this kid got busted in biology. I don't understand what people are thinking. like at least that kid while stupid had his dick somewhat hidden. I can't see why anybody would do it in an open desk with people on all sides.
Go to the bathroom or locker room, take a walk at lunch. Better yet just wait till you get home?
My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug and tell them that Jesus loves them
bahaha, it'd be even more awkward if he came just as the dude suprised him. but i gotta ask, why does he cover his face while leaving his zipper open? i mean don't they all look the same anyways and leaving the zipper exposed is uh... stupid? yeah that's the word. but i guess you cannot be that smart to think jerking it in a public area is a good idea. kid deserves all the embarrasement he gets.
youre jesus and everything you say is pure gold
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull
can i be in your signature?