hahahah i'm reading the safety tips for kids one
"Sometimes robbers even look like pets. Stay alert! It could be your neighbor's pet. It could be your own. Dogs eat food that isn't their's all the time, but if you did the same thing at a restaurant, you'd get arrested or worse! Why should dogs get away with it? Teach dogs that the only free meal in life comes at you at 800 mph, and is made of lead."