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It's bad enough you were caught having sex with a cow but...

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yourthemannowdog
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Really?
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/06/11/14351946.html?cid=rssnewsweird%20news
Jun 15 2010 12:32AM
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An10a_Eng
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i loled when the drowned the cow for being a slut
Jun 15 2010 12:34AM
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Gameboy
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The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

Raped, then drowned, poor cow :(

Jun 15 2010 12:34AM
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gyarados
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Jun 15 2010 12:35AM
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meth_time
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Cliff notes?
Jun 15 2010 12:35AM
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yourthemannowdog
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Guy rapes a cow, claims the cow seduced him, they drowned the cow and charged they guy $562 for the ritual
Jun 15 2010 12:36AM
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meth_time
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Oh. Was he Amish?
Jun 15 2010 12:45AM
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yourthemannowdog
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Indonesian
Jun 15 2010 12:47AM
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toominator
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At lest we learnt something... you'll get change from 600
Jun 15 2010 3:39AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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thats fucked up
Jun 15 2010 3:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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wahaha, i didn't see that coming at all ! :D
Jun 15 2010 5:55AM
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feihlination
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quality thread, bhahahahaa



i sometimes look around (while mountainbiking or hiking) and whenever i see a cow i go like...nice ass..yeah, i totally understand this dude.









































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Jun 15 2010 6:19AM
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TOUCHE
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obviously the cow was cursed, it seduced an innocent man and the village drowned it to rid themselves of the curse
Jun 15 2010 7:11AM
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