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NS +The toilet.

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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14

Ok so how many of you go to take a nice relaxing shit and bring your laptop in and surf through NS but get distracted and stay on the toilet for way longer than needed.

Btw im on the toilet right now....... ive been here for like an hour and fifteen mins. hahaha.

Jun 13 2010 11:57PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
i hope your laptop has a mighty good fan
Jun 13 2010 11:58PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
haha thats what i put in the higher things thread, only i was completely naked
Jun 13 2010 11:58PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
NS = shit

you couldnt be more right.
Jun 13 2010 11:58PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
First.
Jun 13 2010 11:58PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
FML
Jun 13 2010 11:59PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
you missed the mark my friend
Jun 13 2010 11:59PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
dude shitting with a laptop is the best thing since sliced bread, you music, tv, and of course NSers
Jun 13 2010 11:59PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
If you've been there for 75 minutes, your crap must have dried up on your cheeks/anus and will be hard to wipe....
Jun 14 2010 12:15AM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
yummm. I bet this isnt the only thing he does in the bathroom with his laptop...
Jun 14 2010 12:25AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
that was highly unneccessary
Jun 14 2010 12:26AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
damn, by 20 seconds too, someone needs better internet....

and i can't rly bring my desktop to the shitter with me, wouldn't work
Jun 14 2010 12:26AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
i'm on the shitter right now. +k my friend.
Jun 14 2010 12:30AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i was just talking about this with my friend. i get all my work done on the shitter
Jun 14 2010 12:47AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
I never go to the bathroom without my touch. Five minute poops turn into thirty minute NS sessions
Jun 14 2010 12:50AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
maybe he wanks to gay porn?
Jun 14 2010 12:51AM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
dude i see you at pn and your shit.so is your friend tht looks like a bird.
Jun 14 2010 12:58AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
By a lot...
And yes, I do that. Often
Jun 14 2010 1:00AM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
cool dood!
Jun 14 2010 1:12AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
I love sittin' on the can for extended amounts of time surfin' NS.
Jun 14 2010 1:21AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
*you're
Jun 14 2010 1:27AM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14

dud your edit was so hyphyyy and sick.

EVRYONE WATCH K2 STEEZYS EDIT ITS SOOO GOOD HES THE ONE IN THE YELLOW!

enjoy ; )

Jun 14 2010 1:27AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i've been known to because sitting on the toilet is boring as shit
Jun 14 2010 1:28AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Jun 14 2010 1:40AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
thank you for that :)
Jun 14 2010 1:56AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
speaking of NS and shit in the same sentence....
Jun 14 2010 1:57AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i've done the same, but not for that long.
Jun 14 2010 2:13AM
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.AR6rider.
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Jun 14 2010 3:07AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
iNS FTW in this situation
Jun 14 2010 3:20AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
That.


Was.



Fucking.



Sick.
Jun 14 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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I rarely take longer than 2 min
Jun 14 2010 4:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
dude....

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Jun 14 2010 4:47AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
and now its going to sting like fuck. beday (sp?) is the way my friend
Jun 14 2010 4:49AM
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Sherpa
Posts: 270 - Karma: 1,774
whats disturbing about this is i think that thing is a girl if you could call her one
Jun 14 2010 6:53AM
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beezey
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searchbar yo
Jun 14 2010 12:30PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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Jun 14 2010 12:40PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
There was no kid in yellow. Was so motherfucking ignant hyphy belligerent.
Jun 14 2010 12:50PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
That's what the iPad is for, isn't it?
Jun 14 2010 12:53PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
haha and by the kid in the yellow do you mean the one laying down crying?
Jun 14 2010 1:31PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
this happens to me when i get into an intense game of doodlejump
Jun 15 2010 11:51AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i really need to know why it takes guys more than 5 minutes to shit.
Jun 15 2010 12:01PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
It's b'day.
Jun 15 2010 12:03PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
No its not, it's Bidet.
Jun 15 2010 1:41PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Shit I'm terrible. Thanks for the correction.
Jun 15 2010 1:51PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
My threads. So much win.
Jun 15 2010 1:51PM
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Schlop
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you'll never know what goes on behind closed doors..
Jun 15 2010 1:56PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Thats funny I should see tthis thread right now as I am currently enjoying some NS(hitting)
Jun 15 2010 1:56PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
well unless a blumpkin is in order.
Jun 15 2010 1:59PM
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p.hawks
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haha this is one of the good things about a netbook
Jun 15 2010 3:52PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
i have the NS app on my ipod and go on Newschoolers on my ipod. Thats where it's at
Jun 15 2010 4:00PM
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s_a_m
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god bless iNS
Jun 15 2010 4:08PM
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