a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
"Look, lesbians! Let's follow them to their lair!"-Eric.
Rest in peace Shane.
Rest in peace CRJ.
"Only the things that you truly love will you pursue with that energy and for me my family, my friends, and skiing, that's it for me, that's my life. The joy i get from skiing, that's worth dying for."- CR Johnson
"you buy drugs, i buy jeans, i don't tell you how much your fucking weed should cost, get the fuck out."-steezemeister