a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
"Look, lesbians! Let's follow them to their lair!"-Eric.
Guys are keys, girls are locks, if you don't get why, either look down in the shower or take some key / lock lessons. A key that can open any lock, is called a master key. A lock that any key can open? That's just a shitty fucking lock. -Carleton