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What is something badass/ mischevious you've done recently

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J_Dums3
Posts: 146 - Karma: 89
who's got the most badass story?
Jun 10 2010 8:31PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
I took my friend's mom's car out for a spin, caused a 7 car pileup on the highway and I am now not able to get my license until i'm 21. Not to mention that later that night i saw the same mom at a party, got slapped across the face by her. Also not to mention that she got very drunk and had to go to the hospital, the party was at her house...with minors...she is now in jail. 5 days later her oldest son (not my friend) got expelled from high school, why? For stealing calculators and attempting to sell them.

Is this badass?
Jun 10 2010 8:33PM
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J_Dums3
Posts: 146 - Karma: 89
wow. impressive.
Jun 10 2010 8:34PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
drove my minivan across town in 6 o'clock traffic to get taco bell. 1s me l3A?
Jun 10 2010 8:35PM
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FROSTWEAR
Posts: 132 - Karma: 11
left my house without telling my parents beforehand.
Jun 10 2010 8:39PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
wait a minute
do you go to lee high school?

Jun 10 2010 8:40PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I threw up on my friend's wall Monday night. Yay!
Jun 10 2010 8:42PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
ha boss
Jun 10 2010 8:43PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i went 40-3 in cod.  i A3E T3H 1337Z0RZ
Jun 10 2010 8:46PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
emptied a large can of gasoline on my schools field. lit it, and it scarred a 30ft long penis into the field, in direct view of all the classes on one side of the school
Jun 10 2010 8:53PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
l333333333333337 5p333333333333333333333333334444444444444kkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Jun 10 2010 8:53PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
Had sex in a public place

Snuck onto a 120ft yacht with a whole party of people sitting on the back of it. Scaled 4 levels of slippery windshields, and then went in their hot tub. Fuck yeah.
Then got kicked out by a very angry owner, and a cute female deck hand.
Jun 10 2010 8:55PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
And stole a golf cart the same night as the boat thing.

This was all while being very drunk (though, the sex was sober)
Jun 10 2010 8:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,304
Went climbing trees and tarzan swinging while rolling balls. Made it pretty high up. Fell out but landed in a snowbank. Climbed in the back of the pickup. Banged on the window and told my friends to dirve(We were on some closed mountain access road with snow on it). They tried to throw me out drifting corners. Got pretty lucky for not falling out but had fun because of how fucked up I was.  Smiled and and chewed my cheeks apart all night. other than that I've been pretty good.(depending on what your definiton of good is)
Jun 10 2010 8:56PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
i snuck into mcd's play place and zip zam zoomed around for 23 minutes before being escorted out.

i flushed 6 school hot dogs down the mens toilet, then emptied 12 packets of ketchup into it. it was quite a scene.

i also stole a crossguards stop sign and stopped traffic here and there along the highway and random points. nothing ever crossed, i just stopped cars.



Jun 10 2010 9:06PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
stealing a stop sign can result in attempted murder just so you know
Jun 10 2010 9:12PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
Most bad-ass thing I've done today: : Disagreeing with Skiierman
Jun 10 2010 9:13PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
i sucked my wiener
Jun 10 2010 9:14PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
winner
Jun 10 2010 9:16PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
drank alkazelser...straight now I have no stomach ache.
Jun 10 2010 9:19PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
drove 5 mph over the speed limit..... IN RAIN
Jun 10 2010 9:25PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
oh jeez whatever, it was super funny
Jun 10 2010 9:35PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
hahahhahahha i lol'd pretty hard at that


Jun 10 2010 9:46PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
I stood in my backyard with my friend Stephen at 3:00 in the morning. We got out some drivers and hit golf balls into the creek. If I got a nice hit, it would hit the house next door. It was awesome.
Jun 10 2010 10:29PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Me and this chick I know and my boy and his girlfriend were all hanging out naked in my hot tub. I was hooking up with my girl, him with his girl, and then both of the girls were hooking up. And the girl I'm with is jerking me off, and I'm closing my eyes, and she stops for a second and starts again, so I open my eyes, and I realize that it is my buddies girl and not the girl that I brought. And the girl he was with is actually his girlfriend.

I lol'd.
Jun 10 2010 10:29PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i farted in class once
Jun 10 2010 10:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
I fucked your mom. While you were home.
Jun 10 2010 10:32PM
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pkityyy
Posts: 380 - Karma: 60
to bad i live in a one room shack
Jun 10 2010 10:41PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i jerked off today, ....without any lubricant
Jun 10 2010 10:45PM
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