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What you get for a movie budget of 2,800,000

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Big.Ol.Troll
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Attack of the Sabertooth.
This is literally one of the worst movies ever made. With no known actors, shitty effects, and pointless plot, this movie is a big poop. I got it at Mardens for 3$. Please don't ever watch this movie. Just to give you a taste of the amazing special affects:

Jun 7 2010 2:04PM
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deleted5
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y didn't it win best picture of the year that was amazing?
Jun 7 2010 2:05PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
that looks badass, you should mail it to me if you hate it so much...
Jun 7 2010 2:11PM
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1337
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leik omg that was awesome what r u talkin bout
Jun 7 2010 2:13PM
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I_Am_Mod
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that looks like "the best movie EVER!"
Jun 7 2010 2:13PM
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skiierman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJ70m4GaUM

this is the best movie ever. dinoshark.
Jun 7 2010 2:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
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lol when he says: "You're gonna need a bigger chopper." :D
Jun 7 2010 2:21PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
Ive actually seen that.....
Jun 7 2010 2:27PM
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RAWLAN
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haha god some people suck
Jun 7 2010 2:31PM
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Bean_Slc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGWooNDPiE

epic
Jun 7 2010 2:32PM
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5teve.
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is this a joke???
Jun 7 2010 2:33PM
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Scott0_robot0
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you guys need to watch megaladon vs giant squid or something like that its on netflix instant it will make you laugh its like this
Jun 7 2010 2:35PM
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1337
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no, this here is real!
Jun 7 2010 2:35PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
this is an actual movie
Jun 7 2010 2:40PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
can't forget about shark attack 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Jun 7 2010 3:15PM
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nickyp
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I love that most NSers manage to film better edits with basic camera equipment and a few rails than professional directors can with $2.8m
Jun 7 2010 3:20PM
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MANDER
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Don't forget this!

Jun 7 2010 3:22PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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This is the worst and best movie at the same time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nGl92jZO6Q
Jun 7 2010 3:31PM
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Boggnarly
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mega shark vs giant octopus, fuck yeah! that movie is amazing
Jun 7 2010 3:36PM
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theline
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i couldn't have enjoyed that more.
Jun 7 2010 3:41PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
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yes you could have. if you had the movie :p
Jun 7 2010 3:53PM
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T.Rex
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i feel bad for whoever you send this moive to when they buy something from you
Jun 7 2010 3:58PM
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garrettwiz
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leprechaun 5 in da hood. possibly the worst thing i have ever laid eyes on
Jun 7 2010 4:04PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
Good Idea....MUAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Jun 7 2010 4:14PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
no no no.. DONKEYPUNCH IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER
Jun 7 2010 4:14PM
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JacheOReally
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Atleast you bought it when you saw it at mardens
Jun 7 2010 4:15PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
you can rent her for birthday parties.....
Jun 7 2010 4:17PM
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theabortionator
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It wasn't that awful other than the golden statue coming through the wall and killing him.
Jun 7 2010 4:21PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
it didnt go thru the wall
Jun 7 2010 4:22PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i just ordered this and SUPERCROC on amazon..., about $5 for the 2 of them shipped to my door hhaaha
Jun 7 2010 6:49PM
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Big.Ol.Troll
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Its like. so bad its not funny. Because there are bad movies that are funny. This one is just plain stupid.
Jun 7 2010 6:50PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lulz
Jun 7 2010 6:53PM
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low_fidelity
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WORSE THAN THIS HOMIE?



OR THIS HOMIE?
Jun 7 2010 7:35PM
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EC-Skier
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umm that looks like it is this sickest movie ever

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Jun 7 2010 7:43PM
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Kirsakid
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why the hell are there so many crappy movies
Jun 7 2010 7:47PM
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steep
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oh shit awesomeness
Jun 7 2010 7:54PM
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