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So some new people just moved into my house and the place where the dog shits is literally five feet from my window over a small 4ft fence. There are two dogs and they are constantly barking everytime we walk by and just randomly in the morning which is why I'm up right now. What are some good ways to make an impression on the dog and get him to shit on the other side of the yard. Etc.
I think you're going to have to speak to the neighbors - not the dog.
poop on his poop
i would say either piss on him or shoot his turd cutter with a weak airsoft gun everytime he goes to drop a deuce........ or you could just talk to the neighbors
"Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game" -Zoolander
put hot pepper flakes on the ground right where he shits everyday soon enough he will learn
i love a man's approach to territory.
my neighbors had barking dogs every night at like 4am. finally my other neighbors filed a formal written complaint so now they're required by law not to let the dogs out at fucking 4am
move the dogs into your yard and see how they like it!
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
any other responses. I can already tell im prob. just gonna have to talk to the people that moved in. But are there any non-violent ways to teach the dog to shit on the other side of the yard.
just walk up when the dog is shitting and bite its ear....youll scare the shit out of it ...literally. and win dominance(sp) Ceaser says
Either shit 5 feet from its bed, deal with it, or while it's in the act, step on its paw, smack it in the nose, inflict pain on it without being cruel.
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its not your responsibility to teach the dogs. nicely ask the neighbors to teach them to shit on the other side. if they're cool they will and if not and they have a problem with it then file the formal complaint.
Get a loud noise that scares the dog.
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