tiger woods, defintion of fuck bitchs get money, and the only man to get more hole in ones (counting the ladies he boinked)
"I Rick Baldouf sponsered by head skis and 686 outerwear, will not be attending the x-games this year due to icy conditions, i am sorry to my family, my friends, and espically my fans"- Big Rick Baldouff
How did this not make the list?
"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fuckin' head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain, cause that's the pain I had, waking up everyday"
i heard about jack johnson before and he was as badass as you can be. he was that provocative, that the black society actively tried to build up joe louis as a positive and handsome black guy to improve their image.
the others werent bad choices either. good read.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids