Can't change the world unless we change ourselves - Biggie Smalls
My grandma made me watch Mars Attacks and aliens scared me for years. I thought the lights coming in from the window were alien hieroglyphics and I would talk to the lights and make stuffed animal sacrifices to get them to leave me alone.
I thought they were scared of cars because every time a car passed the window the lights (hieroglyphics) would go away...
hahaha when I read the "What is this?" part, I immediately read it like Zoolander, then I saw the rest of it and cracked up. +K for you
"I got LJ and Tom Wallisch here learnin' me some afterbang"-Andy Parry
"Dude, Simon you just did 7 frontflips!!!" -TJ
"Holy... Dude man" -TJ
"we are all from america and your a fag."-Matt Walker
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