So I work for the cemetery (no I'm not a gravedigger). I just mow the lawns and weed whack all day. So I was going around a gravestone on my mower, when some creature started wobbling and moving all around right below me. I was scared shitless till i realized it was a baby deer. How young? This thing was probably born today. It couldn't run more than 10 yards before laying down trying to sleep and rest. It was awesome. It was so tired after this that it let me just walk up to it and even touch it (see below). Because this thing was reaaallly close to a very crowded road, we moved him to the woods where later on in the day I saw the baby and its mother (fucking huge) relaxing in the brush. Definitely one of the cooler animal stories of my life.
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips n shit