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Marijuana graduation speech

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californiagrown
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i remember a grad speech that was posted on here a while back that had a rediculous amount of marijuana innuendos and was pretty funny.  i tried the magical bar at the top but got no luck.  whoever can find it recieves the joy of doing their good deed for the day
Jun 3 2010 1:55PM
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skiierman
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haha wow, i remember the first time i smoked weed...
Jun 3 2010 1:57PM
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TheButterHashira
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I remember my first beer...
Jun 3 2010 1:59PM
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ChristianJames
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i remember the first time i did jenkem....
Jun 3 2010 2:07PM
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Uhgah
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Just for your information you have 666 posts.
Jun 3 2010 2:13PM
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l337.
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tbh, i don't really remember the first time i did meth
Jun 3 2010 2:24PM
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kramerbradley35
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holy shit its the devil!!!
Jun 3 2010 2:31PM
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californiagrown
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haha the reign of evil is over...but seriously i have to do a show-and-tell thing for a summer school class tomorow and was planning on using that speech.  bonus points if you can guess my year in school
Jun 3 2010 2:46PM
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EC-Skier
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Jun 3 2010 2:47PM
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Spillway_East
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Jun 3 2010 3:53PM
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Spillway_East
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Jun 3 2010 3:55PM
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TheHamburglar
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hmm... based on show-and-tell, I say 1st grade, final answer
Jun 3 2010 4:03PM
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-Dan
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As we move on into the future, you will find that this is no longer a joint effort. You will be on your own to blaze a new trail. I’ll be blunt, you are going to take some big hits but don’t panic, just roll with the punches, take a deep breath, hold it in and let it out slowly. Life is not going to bowl you over. I know this class and I know that you will rise to the occasion and soar above the clouds, because you guys are all hungry for success. Right now, the future might look a little hazy, but don’t stress about it, just relax and enjoy the trip.
Jun 3 2010 4:06PM
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Proze
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That is fucking sick!
Jun 3 2010 4:10PM
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theline
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hahha love it
Jun 3 2010 4:10PM
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MayorWest
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SO FUCKING FULL OF SO MUCH CAPS LOCK WORTHY WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 3 2010 4:17PM
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californiagrown
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haha winner!!!!   good shit, and btw i am a super senior taking a sos 101 class over the summer, soooo easy
Jun 3 2010 5:03PM
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skiierman
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how the fuck did you not graduate high school on time? "yea man this summer course is so easy, but like i still couldn't graduate school."
Jun 3 2010 5:13PM
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NWPA
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Jun 3 2010 6:07PM
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FBGM
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thats so clever!
Jun 3 2010 6:32PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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lololol
Jun 3 2010 6:37PM
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Peter.
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OMG WEEd is sew funny!!!11one!
Jun 3 2010 6:51PM
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no_steeze
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME I SMOKE WEED
Jun 3 2010 6:52PM
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BrewskiJr
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I was actually about to post something damn close to that.

WEED!! ZOMGGG!!!!! TH1S IS 4W3SOME!11! LawlZ!
Jun 3 2010 6:53PM
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p.jones
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threads for later, I wanna see the video
Jun 3 2010 9:13PM
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jason...
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I remember the first time I made fun of someone on the internet...
Jun 3 2010 9:14PM
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Kirsakid
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that is pure genius
Jun 3 2010 9:15PM
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gus555
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thats how i feel
Jun 3 2010 9:17PM
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majora
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that's so funny last time i heard that one i laughed so hard i fell off my Dinosaur!
Jun 3 2010 9:31PM
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snowking249
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my threads

Jun 3 2010 9:37PM
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Thrash
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Jun 3 2010 9:54PM
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Nathn
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What you should say at your speech:

Hello everyone. I'm a lazy fuck, which is why I have to be here in the first place. Not only this but I am also very unoriginal and couldn't think of my own speech so I looked up this one about pot. I was going to recite it, to show how funny I am, hoping none of you had seen it on the internet. Regardless, you will all know exactly what I'm talking about when I recite this plagiarized speech, and everyone will think I'm a pot-headed fag. Even the teachers. Thank you.
Jun 3 2010 10:15PM
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steezenskis
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the hate!
Jun 3 2010 10:24PM
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Nathn
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The kid's stealing a speech about weed to recite at show and tell in summer school.
Jun 3 2010 10:26PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,481
no video, sorry
Jun 3 2010 10:46PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,481
It was the valedictorian. Kid is a legit genius, and pot head.
Jun 3 2010 10:47PM
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E.FARR
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haha dude...thats fuckin grossss!! lol +k
Jun 3 2010 11:22PM
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EvanMeyer
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not to shabby
Jun 4 2010 12:09AM
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californiagrown
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Easy killer, im gonna graduate in 4.5 yearswith a bs in Civil Engineering and minor in math, but ya this summer course is sooooo easy
Jun 4 2010 3:09AM
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mommy
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dear class,

saaaaap. i just wanted to indica-ate how super stoaked i am to halfie you all herb ganjuating with me today braaaas. me and wicky toooootally ripped some sicky headies in the car today before this assembely. so light one up off your grandma's breast, and smoke the ashes of a fallen loved one! thank you! school!

Jun 4 2010 7:46AM
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k-dizzle
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hater.... why do you smoke so much meth its bad ya know
Jun 4 2010 5:04PM
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CandyFlippin
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candy flippin?
Jun 4 2010 5:41PM
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matt.s
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i lol'd. 9.6/10
Mar 29 2012 8:39PM
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Lansfield
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Wait how did this get front page again?
Mar 29 2012 9:02PM
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theabortionator
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I remember my first abortion
Mar 29 2012 9:03PM
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Lansfield
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What you did there. I saw it.
Mar 29 2012 9:04PM
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crieschl
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I was so confused why they were saying that guy had 666 posts, then I realized the date of this thread
Mar 29 2012 9:05PM
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1337
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wut the imposter
Mar 29 2012 9:07PM
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danderson.
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How do we know you're not the imposter?
Mar 29 2012 9:08PM
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FerrisBueller
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/241325/cat_id/2/


this?
Mar 29 2012 9:08PM
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soulskier
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i'll be bach
Mar 29 2012 9:09PM
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