I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two huna dolla for yen. Today I get one huna eighty dolla! Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white peopo too!"
Let's not forget that hoodies have long been worn by Eskimos, one of the most despicable groups around.
I call them "snow Mexicans" because they're stinky and lazy. Ugly, too. They need more hood and less face. They also have beady, slanty eyes and smell like fish. They need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.
You hear me, Nanook? The third grade. It's time to be a man.
-Old Man Hatchet