Old hipsters

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Addict

So what happens to all these hipsters when they become old?. do they look like creepy old hipsters or do they try to forget their past?

Jun 2 2010 5:29PM

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Gnarshred

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No Life

they will be managers at 7-11?

Jun 2 2010 5:30PM

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bnor

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Loner

they take their remaining trust fund money, move to surburbia, and are soon bitching about their 401ks over wine coolers and take out.

Jun 2 2010 5:32PM

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Bob_Loblaw

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Crazy Fool

Pshh, you don't know?

Jun 2 2010 5:32PM

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bnor

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Loner

ahahahahahhahaahahaha omg thats gold

Jun 2 2010 5:33PM

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NWPA

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they turn into purell addicts and lion rapists

Jun 2 2010 5:42PM

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Spinoza

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if someone can successfully rape a lion they will get a high-five from me

Jun 2 2010 5:48PM

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HenniferLopez

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Insane

question: does it have to be alive?

Jun 2 2010 6:04PM

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Spinoza

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Crazy Fool

in the wiki definition of rape is doesnt say the victim has to be living, its just called necrofelia so yeah i guess that would be fine.
but slightly less badass

Jun 2 2010 6:06PM

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corona

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Crazy Fool

I think I'm in love..

Jun 2 2010 6:13PM

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Schlop

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I've thought about this.. what about scene kids, and what about those kids that wear tall tees and timbalands and baggy jeans at their knees? and how do the former hipsters explain their gauge holes when they have grandkids?

Jun 2 2010 6:20PM

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