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NS buying an island

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nok-collection
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With all the people on NS I am confident the forum members of NS can buy an island. We need to bring NS to a whole new level and make us the first forum to do things of such GREATNESS. Here is my proposition.

This island is located in South American around Panama. It cost 30,000 US Dollards. It is Almost 1 acre large (.88 acres).

I have the legal resources to make it completly legit. I believe it will only take around 1-3 US dollars for each person to contribute, depending on the exact amount who do. Everyone who contributes will legally be given a portion of the island and can visit any time...NS will live in history forever! Surf?

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Jun 2 2010 12:21AM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
1 acre large? ahahaha


you can barely fit a house on 1 acre...what the hell are you going to do with an oversized sand bar?
Jul 9 2010 7:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
more posts = higher political status. Just sayin...
Jul 9 2010 8:01PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
this is super sketch il give $1Click for larger imageClick for larger image
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Jul 9 2010 8:06PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -9

But that shit's on a tropical Island. considering how NS is a community of freeskiers. where can we ski

='( haha.

Jul 9 2010 8:08PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
read previous pages. we have partially discussed this
Jul 9 2010 8:15PM
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Jib-Life
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -4
Are you joking me, scam or not it's $3 hah, go get us an island kid.
Jul 9 2010 8:43PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
we will do it, if you promise to make Jib Life soon
Jul 9 2010 8:47PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
What if ever NSer put in just one dollar, just one. Then NSers buys Sealand, our very own country. Or buy a TCBY.
Jul 9 2010 9:51PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
^this let's buy an ice cream store too where all donating nsers get free food.
Jul 11 2010 11:07AM
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kramerbradley35
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
this idea needs a bump
Nov 7 2011 3:35PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
This is such a funny and awesome idea. I'm down!

An annual NS holiday to the Island. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned into a murder-fest within a few hours.

Nov 7 2011 3:44PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
golden thread.
Nov 7 2011 4:44PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
im selling my car and im gonna buy a cheaper car so i can chip in if this isnt a scam, i dont even need a car....
Nov 7 2011 5:10PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
this is true

Kangbang and TheClap would have a a huge ass fight haha

a bunch of people would beast the shit outta each other
Nov 7 2011 5:13PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
I have the flag:

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Nov 7 2011 6:06PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
the ultimate sausage fest
Nov 7 2011 6:10PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i would fight your god-fearing ass.
Nov 7 2011 6:16PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
This needs to happen. Now.
Nov 7 2011 6:17PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I will contribute
Nov 7 2011 6:46PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
why dont you buy a place that has snow on it :0
Nov 7 2011 6:49PM
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lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
And everybody gets called by there NS user name
Nov 7 2011 6:54PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Why haven't we bought this yet.

Let's offer them twall and call it even
Nov 7 2011 6:56PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
But seriously how legit would NS Island be? it would be like switzerland+tall tees
Nov 7 2011 10:37PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
i really like this idea /threads
Nov 7 2011 10:58PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
haha, I remember this thread.
Fuck that though, I say we buy Vancouver island. All of it, and evacuate all the current residents, build a network of mountain bike trails, ship in hot girls from all over US/Canada, and no water fountains: guiness on tap. Chronic christmas trees. Steak every night. No one goes back to their cabin without a girl at night. Heli shuttles to Whistler, regular planes to Revelstoke and Valdez. Regular festivals with the Cool Kids, Cali P, Pretty Lights....

Nov 7 2011 11:05PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Oh, and poutine for breakfast, every day.
Nov 7 2011 11:06PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
i just dont believe much skiing would actually happen. it would turn into a weed plantation and everybody would just smoke all day and mabye do some hacksacking
Nov 7 2011 11:25PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
ok lets think of it this way....at most there are going to be a possible 1000 NS members that would donate ( that's pushing it ) even with that many that's still 30 dollars each for an island in south America.....I mean it would be fucking awesome if we owned it but unless some srs organizing goes down soon I don't see this happening
Nov 7 2011 11:28PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Kid, your stupid ass would be dead within the hour.
Nov 7 2011 11:39PM
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BUBZ
Posts: 61 - Karma: 243
the homie who posted a credit card number is so ridiculously dumb.
Nov 7 2011 11:50PM
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kylebrazil
Posts: 317 - Karma: 14
Obvious troll is obvious. /ween


Nov 7 2011 11:58PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
I'm so down. Do we have a name for the island? I barely read the thread
Nov 8 2011 12:17AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I think owning an NS chalet would be a much better idea
Nov 8 2011 9:03AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
we should make it a nudist colony...
Nov 8 2011 10:32AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
only tall tees allowed
Nov 8 2011 10:36AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
and ski boots
Nov 8 2011 10:36AM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
what about tall sweatshirts
Nov 8 2011 12:16PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
Not if we're on a tropical island, it's for your own good
Nov 8 2011 12:18PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
but at nighttime it would probably be cool enough to wear a light jacket or sweatshirts.
Nov 8 2011 1:25PM
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xoxxooxo
Posts: 462 - Karma: 31
HAHAHAHA
Nov 8 2011 1:48PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
lets buy a ski resort instead.
Nov 8 2011 2:22PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Im down but fuck everybody getting a small portion. just build a ballin ass casino or party house or some shit and we all get a share in it and get money from it and can visit it whenever.
Nov 8 2011 2:28PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
Lol. Would be boss to say you owned an island though
Nov 8 2011 2:34PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
lol visas start with a 4.
Nov 8 2011 2:45PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
this thread is going no where
Nov 8 2011 2:46PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
Sweet idea but i think it would be more legit to buy some uninhabited land in like the middle of the country and just build a dope lodge and the most badass summer set-up ever....this way its right in the middle of the country so east coasters and west coasters have an equal travel.
Nov 8 2011 3:16PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
this is a great idea
Nov 8 2011 3:29PM
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SurfaceHoar
Posts: 311 - Karma: 240
Ok.

How about a NS house in pemberton?  (20miles from whistler)

250 shares, $2500. 

This should generate enough money to buy a half million dollar house. Plus a trust with  $1250000 for taxes, repairs, insurance, TV's, furnature, sleds, and other house related expenses etc.

This would get us a 3000 sq ft house with 6 bedrooms.

 It would be crammed but could hold 20 people.  So, the share holders would  receive 2 weeks in winter, 2 weeks in summer for life.

Also, a $10 per night fee for shareholders. While shareholders would have priority,  empty beds could be rented out nightly at $25 to non shareholders, . This will generate around 60k per year and would add another level of security and sustainability for the house.



Nov 8 2011 3:30PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
this.

rednames should setup some sort of system where they could save up for a few years to buy a small resort or something all by NS donations :P

thad be sick haha
Nov 8 2011 3:45PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
YESYESYES
Nov 8 2011 8:44PM
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