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Fort those crushing on Hayden Panettiere

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Mr.Panda
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I fear she is taken:
http://www.newstoob.com/2010/01/05/hayden-panettiere-bikini-pictures-are-nice/

By one of the Klitschko brothers.... this guy:
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Wladimir Klitschko to be precise.
Jun 1 2010 4:26AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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damnit...
Jun 1 2010 4:29AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Hopes and dreams of all those between 14 and about 25 are probably crushed.
Jun 1 2010 4:32AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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yuusssss im only 12. i still have a chance
Jun 1 2010 4:48AM
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Milksteak
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Fuck.
Jun 1 2010 5:02AM
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babujib
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he probably rips her apart.
Jun 1 2010 5:11AM
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Mr.Panda
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He is obviously smashing her to some point.
Jun 1 2010 5:13AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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she would love it though
Jun 1 2010 5:16AM
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stalefish.
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so stupid. who cares really? why do we have to report the silliest stupidest things about people we don't even know?
Jun 1 2010 6:54AM
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Mr.Panda
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Because a fair amount of NS really REALLY would probably want to trade spots with Wladimir so they could be the ones smashing that?
Jun 1 2010 6:55AM
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stalefish.
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plenty of hot girls who don't make millions simply for being pretty and stupid. they could go smash them. better chance too.
Jun 1 2010 6:58AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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guilty on my part
Jun 1 2010 6:59AM
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TechnoPotamus
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also guilty
Jun 1 2010 8:10AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I met her when she was 8. "Ski With the Soap Stars" at my home mtn.

/lameclaim
Jun 1 2010 8:51AM
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dirtylion27
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haha solid name for an event... almost gets you excited
Jun 1 2010 8:55AM
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Mr.Panda
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?
Jun 1 2010 8:59AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Really? That's what you got out of that? ha

She was on a soap opera called Guiding Light.
Jun 1 2010 9:03AM
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Mr.Panda
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Yeah I know. It's been a rough week.... trying to crack a joke and this panda failed.

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Jun 1 2010 9:04AM
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martin.
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Was this Belleayre? Sounds likes some dumb idea they would have.

Jun 1 2010 9:15AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Yep
Jun 1 2010 9:32AM
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frenchsteeze
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unless he has a proportionally tiny dick, i think its safe to say that he TEARS HER APART. so yes, SIZE DOES MATTER, ladies and gentlemen

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Jun 1 2010 11:46AM
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EastCoast315
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Lucky girl, I love me some russian. (Name sounds russian, anyway?)
Jun 1 2010 11:51AM
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Ski_the_east01
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I dunno..it looks pretty bunched up and folded over in that area so I'm gonna go ahead and assume that is one large trouser snake that he rides to pound town frequently
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Also..no homo
Jun 1 2010 12:00PM
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EvanMeyer
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jun 1 2010 12:02PM
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Armanzoid
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I went to high school with her and saw her naked, nothing special. Oh, and claimmmm. I know none of you pricks will believe me, but that bitch still has a towel from my house party.
Jun 1 2010 12:07PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Holy fuck, he's huge.
Jun 1 2010 12:13PM
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apcaipse
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Why'd you get banned?
Jun 1 2010 12:39PM
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Squid.
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holy shit hes a monster. or shes absolutely tiny

no homo
Jun 1 2010 12:41PM
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Thuggish
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yeah, using his footlong, 30 pound point,
Jun 1 2010 1:50PM
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PhaedeD
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i could def take that dude.
Jun 1 2010 1:51PM
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Mr.Panda
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Yeah, pretty sure Wladimir Klitschko is a Russian guy.
Jun 1 2010 2:37PM
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mason-
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if this is true i am jealous beyond belief
Jun 1 2010 2:39PM
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jimmer
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why do i have a gripping feeling that this would not have been posted if hayden was with anyone other than a ufc fighter?
Jun 1 2010 2:40PM
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BlackcountryBill
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How is she still walking unassisted?
Jun 1 2010 2:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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Too bad if you knew anything about the world and looked at that first pic you would know he isn't a fucking MMA fighter... he is a World Champion Boxer.

Boxing glove:
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Can you see the differences? Need more pictures? Or would video work better for you?:
Jun 1 2010 2:45PM
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1337
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damn size difference is crazy
Jun 1 2010 2:52PM
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jimmer
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why do i have a gripping feeling that this would not have been posted if hayden was with anyone other than a fighter?
Jun 1 2010 2:53PM
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garrettwiz
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no homo but that guys looks pretty ugly. what a tool
Jun 1 2010 2:55PM
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Jordan
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lolololololol

Jun 1 2010 2:55PM
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RICK_ROSS
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ill fight him
Jun 1 2010 4:15PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
Holy shit whats the age difference of these two? She looks like she is a little girl with her friends dad. WTFFFFFFFFFF
Jun 1 2010 4:25PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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wow. i've never thought of her as a slam pig...until now.
Jun 1 2010 4:39PM
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BrewskiJr
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hahahah she must get wwrrreecckkkkeeddd
Jun 1 2010 4:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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I just realized that I put "Fort" instead of "For" in my thread title. FUCK.
Jun 1 2010 4:46PM
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[tightpants]
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I think this picture speaks for itself.

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Jun 1 2010 4:52PM
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Phormat
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yet you didn't realize that you're probably more turned on by the russian dude than hayden?
Jun 1 2010 4:53PM
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r0dubs
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pics or it didnt happen
Jun 1 2010 4:57PM
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Nathn
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Jun 1 2010 4:59PM
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Phormat
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Jun 1 2010 5:11PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
FUCK! I am REALLY dropping the ball here.
Jun 1 2010 5:11PM
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Crack.
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we can hire people to fix this
Jun 1 2010 6:13PM
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