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Floskis - wtf ?

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I_Am_Mod
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What is this?! http://www.floskis.com/id24.htm
thank god they centermounted ....

(most likely repost, but i hope not...)
May 31 2010 10:23AM
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c4t_l0ver
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i am so confused... BEST powder ski, and good for carving and moguls... ?

lolwut?

May 31 2010 10:33AM
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Chompo.
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I was talking to a guy that had these once. He told me i should drop my volkl walls and get floskis because they would have more stability. I just skied away.
May 31 2010 10:53AM
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<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwoP86J9nlI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jwoP86J9nlI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
May 31 2010 11:01AM
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the information at the end is priceless
May 31 2010 11:02AM
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410steeze
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"Powder, crud, bumps, tree skiing, and narrow shuts are much easier and safer for all skiers."

oh rly?
May 31 2010 11:33AM
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410steeze
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http://www.floskis.com/id34.html

NO SPEED LIMIT! finally i can go 300 mph on my snowblades! and all for a great price of $695!!
May 31 2010 11:40AM
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DrZoidberg
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http://www.floskis.com/id36.html


Not what I thought of when I read "ski dancing".
May 31 2010 12:05PM
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Mr_pretzel
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that should be in the olympics!
May 31 2010 12:40PM
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twsnow22
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a few people on the Canadian mogul team ride those I think..maybe they work for something.
May 31 2010 12:49PM
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@skiinmitch
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i would rather spend that $600 on tacobell
May 31 2010 1:09PM
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BlackcountryBill
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The ski dancing video makes me sick up a little bit.
May 31 2010 3:22PM
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teleak
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i was watching some of those videos.

They just made me angry.

What are they thinking. And no shit they're good for ski balet and skiing everything really really horribly, they're so fucking small.

May 31 2010 3:41PM
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Kogu
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I lol'd. Then wrote this response. Please excuse me while I go vomit at this idea.
May 31 2010 8:37PM
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charmander
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its actually a reasonable concept and does work.

that being said the skis are probably godawful and i dunno why anyone would ever want to ski on them... but then again, thats where shape skis wer at 30 years ago eh?
May 31 2010 9:31PM
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HalfandHalf
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something that they are useful for, at 1:00
May 31 2010 10:40PM
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-ROY-
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hahaha best for most women
May 31 2010 10:43PM
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Chompo.
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look up bud man on flo skis on youtube because i dont know how to embed
Jun 2 2010 4:38PM
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Jun 2 2010 5:03PM
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now it'll work
Jun 2 2010 5:04PM
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NWPA
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since when have deep powder enthusiasts rode a ski that is 160 long and 92 underfoot
Jun 2 2010 5:27PM
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zbphoto
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I loled so hard. These look so stupid, i don't know who would drop 900$ on these skis
Jun 2 2010 8:33PM
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aaron@summit
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lol
Jun 2 2010 9:35PM
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brenker
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i might have to prank call 800 356 7547
Jun 3 2010 10:36AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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I saw some dude riding these yesterday. They looked even more ridiculous than in the ads
Jun 3 2010 2:03PM
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