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First sexual experience

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the604
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this was my good buddy, and i felt it needed to be shared as a first person story to NS. he only told me about it earlier today, and it happened 3 years ago hahah

I was in the 9th grade and I had my first sexual moment that actually involved some nudity.

We were making out and fondling and everything and she asked me If I like diet coke

- It's alright
- Well, I LOVE it. How bout you go get me a bottle of it

I run downstairs and grab a 2L bottle of diet coke that was mostly full, maybe like a cup missing. She says it's too cold.

- How about warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I begin to rub her vigorously with the bottle and soon enough she says she wants to put it inside her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that with this girl I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it and begins to fill her vagina with diet coke. I swear, she nearly empties the whole thing in there . I had seriously underestimated the vagina's liquid retention volume. She's loving it

- You like diet coke?! Drink it from me?!

Now I was getting pretty freaked out by this point but i was a horny teenager and I really wanted to get off, and I didn't want to blow my first load into 1.5 liters of 0 calorie soda. I begin to go down on her, until she says the worst possible thing.

- OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE COOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with her 16 year old voice but she sounded exactly like the kool-aid man from the commercials. I look at the wall half expecting him to burst through and cover me in fruity beverage. I was extremely turned off, she could tell too. As she sat up to see what was wrong she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest and groin. And it was in that sticky and low calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway....
May 27 2010 8:48PM
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JustDidIt
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haha whats wrong with people? this kid at my school did that too and told people after that it felt good
May 28 2010 4:54PM
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KiDCuDi
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May 28 2010 6:22PM
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*TURBONERD*
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yeah... there goes my favorite drink. i hope my first sexual experience isn't this wierd...
May 28 2010 6:34PM
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eheath
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hahahahahahahahaahhah lol'd real good
May 28 2010 6:37PM
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whegrodamus.
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haha nice hope its real... o yaahh
May 28 2010 6:49PM
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Holte
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aaahahaha I just had to walk outside because I'm at work and couldn't stop laughing.
May 28 2010 6:50PM
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Gstrong
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ahahhahhahhahhahhaha
May 28 2010 6:56PM
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Username_42069
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i dont like liars, just post the story saying that you read it somewhere on the internet and thought we, the ns community, might enjoy discussing it. that simple

May 28 2010 7:01PM
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Scott0_robot0
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thats a pretty epic story right there, thats like what happened to my friend pretty much just with hawaian punch.

however the fuck you spell that
May 28 2010 7:05PM
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-Kevin-
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hahahahaha, that would be the weirdest thing.

May 28 2010 8:53PM
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Chompo.
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I laughed at first, but hen I was pissed that it wasn't real
May 28 2010 10:49PM
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Jwenz
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HAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny!
May 29 2010 12:38AM
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Travapple.
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your favorite drink was diet coke?
May 29 2010 1:02PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahah wtf this girl was a FREAK for a 9th grader
May 29 2010 1:05PM
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the_moderaper
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http://http://www.flickr.com/photos/35937546@N03/4650695982/
May 29 2010 2:41PM
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HIT
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May 29 2010 3:09PM
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HIT
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sorry..
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May 29 2010 3:11PM
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Moo
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ya thats fucked up
May 29 2010 3:32PM
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Evilchris
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sure...
May 29 2010 6:36PM
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Davy.Crockett
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS ROUGH
May 29 2010 6:55PM
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finder_of_gnomes
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coke.jpg

May 29 2010 8:06PM
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860media*
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thats so fucked up, and funny
May 29 2010 10:04PM
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gus555
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May 29 2010 11:58PM
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FBGM
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god dammit i don't think i will be enjoying diet coke anymore...
May 30 2010 12:36AM
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JahJahBinks
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u gay
May 30 2010 12:39AM
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zbphoto
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hahahaha
May 30 2010 12:41AM
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Ducky.
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burn
May 30 2010 1:32AM
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bawkman
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hahahaha! that just freakin made my day!
May 30 2010 2:07AM
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steez2plz
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deit coke is never as good as the real thing.
May 30 2010 2:31AM
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Plind
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Whut? :D
May 30 2010 10:42AM
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DasGoatenshafter
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i was hoping for a pics or it didnt happen, but too late now..

who thinks that shit up?

May 30 2010 12:01PM
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vailsux.com
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DiEt c0k3 iN tHe VAG!?!?!? OMG!!!!1 OLolOLoLOOlol
May 30 2010 12:22PM
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Mr.Feeny
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whaaaaaaaa?! lol what a freak, how does pouring diet coke into you get you off. One of my friend's friend put starburt in her pussy for hr boyfriend to retrieve and a yellow one got stuck so they had to go to the doctor to be surgically removed. try having that hospital visit with your parents not be awkward... haha
May 30 2010 12:33PM
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.jersey
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats messsed up man.
May 30 2010 3:12PM
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Mr.Luke
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If she was hot, and my parents didn't pull into the driveway, I woulhave still done her. But he must have been younger than her because to be 16 in 9th grade you would have had to been held back a year.
May 30 2010 6:51PM
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