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fuck the donkey, kill the banana, and marry the paperclip
bananas will go easier than a donkey, why risk getting your ass kicked by a crazy mutant horse looking thing
what if your 3 bagillion miles away........
well i'm stuck on an island where there is a sandbar right to the other one, so i wouldn't use any of that shit and just walk.
stupid game, i win.
my fault with the icon. i use it for shift518 and club civic. didnt know anybody else had it here
sharpen the paperclip, kill the donkey, skin it, tie it so that it has an opening like a bag, use the technique by which you swing it over your head into the water to create an air pocket like a life-jacket and swim. eat the banana and raw fat for energy