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I missed a 2 foot put

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I-Ski-AK
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For my first birdie of the season. Someone give me another beer..
May 27 2010 12:27AM
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Zump.
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We call that swing oil!
May 28 2010 9:21AM
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Ski_The_East10
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were not talking about the golf with windmills and clown mouths here junior
May 28 2010 9:46AM
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Ski_The_East10
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Went out this morning and on a short par 3 bout 175 downhill hit the pin and landed within 3 feet...proceeded to miss two putts and came away with a bogey...wtf
May 28 2010 9:47AM
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I-Ski-AK
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The method i am thinking of using, is if your 3 yard away, the hole has a 3 foot radius. 10 yards away, a ten foot radius...1 yard. drain it. 2 yards drain it. but always shoot for the hole. But not leaving the ball outside of that guideline.
May 28 2010 4:00PM
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Peter.
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this makes me want to go golfing
May 28 2010 4:05PM
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garrett.
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i hit golf balls better with a baseball bat.
May 28 2010 4:17PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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i have 3 hole in ones and 1 double eagle in my career
May 28 2010 4:40PM
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I-Ski-AK
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i hit golf balls better off your mom
May 28 2010 4:47PM
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hucksplat
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does a hole-in-one count if it's only on a par 3 pitch and putt?
May 28 2010 6:13PM
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eheath
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Yeah, i had a shitty ass game of golf today, played 10 times better a week ago and it was my first game of the season, fuck me.
May 28 2010 6:16PM
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Hansel.
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I fucking ripped one down the fairway today, too bad the fairway I hit it to was about 400 yards to the right of the tee box.
May 28 2010 8:54PM
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Vlox
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spelling fail. yes FYL

May 28 2010 8:57PM
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Elmo.
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on a 140 yard par 3 i hit my 9 iron (hole was a good 20 yards down) i stuck the ball 5 inches from the hole to the right... i was sooo madd and i almost missed the putt lol... it was cool 2 cuz i won a prize cuz it was the closest to the hole comp fro a tounrey i was playing... how my story made u feel better lol
May 28 2010 9:01PM
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Chompo.
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I remember at this one end of the season prty tournament I went around with marshmallows putting them near all the holes so people would think thy hit a realy good shot and then realize that it was a marshmallow
May 28 2010 10:43PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I feel your pain. Hit a beautiful drive on a par five, got on the green in two, 6 foot uphill putt for eagle, which turned into a 3 foot putt, then a 2 inch putt. SO disappointing, even though the course i was playing at is pretty difficult.

But on another note, does anyone else feel like they hit their irons better than their drivers? I've just started hitting my 3-Iron off the tee instead of my driver because i have so much more control over where it goes.
May 28 2010 10:53PM
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I-Ski-AK
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I found the gap in the shield on the truck that picks up balls at the rang, and shattered the side window from about 100 yeeeeards out. I did not play today, only practice. Driving rang drunk is fun.
May 29 2010 12:50AM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha same here dude
May 29 2010 12:57AM
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I-Ski-AK
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I suppose laughing about past experiences to your bung hole is good for the soul..was he of African descent?
May 29 2010 2:33AM
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C0LE
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that better be from the back tees
May 29 2010 2:55AM
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I-Ski-AK
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Im betting reds.
May 29 2010 2:57AM
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zagfan5
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not bad? thats 30+ strokes over par....

not bad is the 80's
May 29 2010 3:28AM
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I-Ski-AK
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not bad is breaking 100 in my book. whats the title of yours? "I must play like an amateur pro."...?
May 29 2010 3:40AM
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scratchproteen
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probably over thinking stuff...on your first game you didn't care how it went so you did good.

golf is 80 percent mental...if your mind is clear you will slay the course.
May 29 2010 4:20AM
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bryant
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that sucks i eagled yesterday. holed out from like 120 yards away it was a beautiful sand wedge shot, sorry to thread jack but i was stoked that makes 2 this year.
May 29 2010 6:12AM
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DutchhGutss
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I hate three putting.....
May 29 2010 10:02AM
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*Koolaid*
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Hell yea dude thats sick....Best feeling the world after you see the ball drop too haha. Don't have to worry about a 2 foot birdie putt if you just make it from the fairway
May 29 2010 10:10AM
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Relish_man
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hey OP, i got a 15ft put for a birdie the other day...TWICE! (insert trollface here)
May 29 2010 10:56AM
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jblaski
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Played 36 holes today. Went 42/42, then 42/46. Pretty solid day for me.

That's a total of 90 holes since last Sunday. Love playing the SLC courses for free!
May 29 2010 8:59PM
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salomonskiier12
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fail. you suck
May 29 2010 9:07PM
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wolvmatt
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A blind par three, huh?

I'm not buying it.  If anything, you were playing mini golf.

May 29 2010 9:09PM
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Jamestown
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Neither am I. It was Bing Maloney in Sacramento, CA

Look that shit up.
May 29 2010 9:18PM
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I-Ski-AK
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that time of year again in Alaska, I went out to play today, and I did not have my damn 3 wood. Shot an 84 on a very easy course. Shit. 2 birdies and far to many boogie results.
Apr 18 2011 8:04PM
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no_steeze
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i've only ever played mini golf but i'm quite good at that
Apr 18 2011 8:06PM
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SPskier543
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I have played at least 9 holes everyday since March 7th. But i dont play when its raining, so thats like 5 days that i havnt played. Im getting pretty dirty at it, its quite addicting plus golf carts are fun
Apr 18 2011 8:18PM
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S.C
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Yea for golf! Im on my school's team!
Apr 18 2011 8:25PM
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Shewlur...
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the worst. missed two 3 foot puts for birdies today. also i made a 15 footer for bogie haha aahh it sucks
Apr 18 2011 8:26PM
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Anathema
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i havent golfed in a decade, nor do i have any desire to.

why?

who the hell meets girls at a golf course?

life = the pursuit of titties
Apr 18 2011 8:27PM
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ColinB
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how about anybody else on this website besides me actually have a hole-in-one?

but yes, i know what that feels like. i've lipped out twice, and landed it an inch from the hole once.

and as for this thread: unfortunate, at least it was just a birdie though!
Apr 18 2011 8:45PM
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HomieJon
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I LOVE GOLF..

You are correct, babes don't golf. BUT  lthe ladys love the golfers.. kinda

Apr 18 2011 8:50PM
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chuck_testa
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Not girls but hey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5k14FECNU

sorry won't embed
Apr 18 2011 8:52PM
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Chompo.
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A 2 foot put made me miss the golf team this year



Shit sucks
Apr 18 2011 9:48PM
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midwestpowhunter
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op what do you expect? you prolly didnt go to the putting green and practice. Thats what I do every year for a few weeks before I ever play a round. Whats the point of playing if you are going to expect to play well when you havent picked up a club in months? it still sucks man you prolly turned your head to follow the ball too soon
Apr 19 2011 1:47PM
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RJD2
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I had one three summers ago. Hit a terrible shot from 185yds and looked away, my two buddies saw it take a good bounce and roll in. Koolaid was one of them
Apr 19 2011 4:20PM
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Anti_Steeze
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[IMG]mylpga.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Natalie-Gulbis.jpg[/IMG]

Let me introduce you to Natalie Gulbis...
Apr 19 2011 4:37PM
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Anti_Steeze
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I suck
Apr 19 2011 4:42PM
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