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So how big of a fail is this
I land a summer job tonight, the man tells me when I'll be starting, I get off the phone and my mom asks me when i start, and i blank out. No idea. Have to call him back tomorrow.
Lets hear your work fails (or pre-work fails)
i once had a septic tank break open while i was leveling the hole for a second one right next to it. believe me, white men CAN jump. i got serious retard strength and jumped outta the hole and grabbed the backhoe boom w/ one arm to pull myself the rest of the way out.
couldve been a shitty situation if i was any slower
-Drop knees, not bombs
"Cigarette on the in run, no shirt, land switch into pow? Only Charley Ager, baby"
-"Just a quadruple stage , to an 800 foot cliff with a tree on fire at the bottom. No problem, Ill just rip it outta the ground and eat it"
"I would totally lose my virginity to a fat chick for a free season pass"-RayL
"Fuck yeah, you don't see Shawn White getting blackout drunk down here do you?" TOM WALLISCH
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