So, I got my hair cut today, as I looked like a fucking moron. I asked for my usual, "3 on top, 2 on the sides." I thought that it meant about finger width on top, little bit shorter on the sides.
I pretty much have a fade right now. Short as shit. So, I guess my question is, how long should hair be if I asked for "3 on top, 2 on the sides"? Was I mistaken about what I must usually get when I get my hair cut? Or was this new barber fucked?
if you do meet up with him bring a lighter so if he tries to moleste you light him on fire. be sure to warn him first though because most people dont like being lit on fire.