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How Many Bros Would It Take To Take On A Rhino?

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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
The question is simple, how many average "bro's" would be required to take down a fully grown adult male rhinoceros? But said "bro's" are not allowed weapons of course.
May 23 2010 10:03PM
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mnick11
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the average bro is not 5'2 maybe if your in middle school id say 5'9-5'11 and weighing from 150-200
May 24 2010 12:39AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
Why are the bro's trying to take down the rhyno? Rhyno's are fuckin badass, and there aren't that many of them.
May 24 2010 12:44AM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
you mad
May 24 2010 8:12AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
truth.

however, if they were forced to throw down, i'd say at least 200. the rhino would cripple/kill like 20 every time it charged, and by the end there would be a stack of bros impaled on it's horn. eventually though, i think enough bros could drag it down and gouge it's eyes out or something.

fantastic idea. live on NSTV maybe?
May 24 2010 8:29AM
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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
the bros would be allowed anything that is readily available to them on a daily basis that isn't classified as a weapon. they could hit it with the brostang rhino.jpg
May 24 2010 8:49AM
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Blurst
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I am going to say 1000 plus, how would they even kill it? The bros will get tired before the rhino.
May 24 2010 9:51AM
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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
fake tan and ake it to death, maybe hit it with a couple chest bumps
May 24 2010 10:12AM
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s.parker
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May 24 2010 10:34AM
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414.
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"the situation" can take on anything.

May 24 2010 10:56AM
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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
"Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation."
he'd fuck a rhino up
May 24 2010 11:06AM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Hahahaha I laughed so fucking hard at this.
May 24 2010 1:21PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
id say 200, they would go one at a time each trying to prove their manliness to one another and all consequently die, the rhino's digestive tract could not handle all of the axe american eagle ralph lauren lacoste and hair gell accesories and choke/die on 100 dead bros.
May 24 2010 1:42PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
I imagine that about 50 bros fist pumping would be sufficient enough to completely obliterate your standard rhino. I am of course assuming that these bros have adequate supplies of hair gel, alcohol, and rave music.
May 24 2010 3:44PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
One Vinny the Chin.
May 24 2010 4:10PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
They would fist pump the fuck out of that thing. I say 10 jacked and tan bros.
May 24 2010 4:23PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
It has come to my attention that a large amount of people are confusing guidos with bros. They are, in fact, not the same thing. However, they tend to be equal on the douche scale, with bros being more frat house closet homosexual party claimers and guidos just cocky over-tan assholes giving other Italians a bad name.

Exhibit A: The Bro
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Exhibit B: The Guido
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May 24 2010 7:45PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
of course, they always do.
May 26 2010 9:41AM
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Benjo
Posts: 709 - Karma: 23
come on you can't beat a rhino
May 26 2010 9:46AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
man this was such an awesome thread
Mar 21 2011 9:41PM
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Baloo
Posts: 565 - Karma: 23
thteafs for gigs
Mar 21 2011 9:48PM
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