Coke in skiing

great thread hahahaha

Necessary? I think not.

yay for summer NSG!

its a tasty beverage.

that guy is getting after ittt

oh god cry me a fucking river- theyre sponsored by a damn drink company- who the fuck cares- the shit tastes good and is horrible for you, if you dont like it dont drink it

check your meter dude

uh oh someone missed the point lololol

ahhhhh fuck

:(

THE GAME!?!?!? fuck.. i lose

A nickname for cocaine is snow, HOLY LIVING FUCK, this whole sport is a conspiracy among Colombian coke lords to market cocaine to our youth!

its bad. really bad. people whore the shit out of there own stupid threads...

white powder!!
white powder!!

hahah i definitely saw what you did there

it's terrible to think that the youth of our nation will be looking up to the pros of our sport, and drinking Coca-Cola just because they do it. what has our world been reduced to.

- sounds like https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/541552/

Thats what I was thinking

Fuck you!

i agree

RAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR
I'M A DINOSAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

It's destroying our nations youth!

:[D

The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), or hippo, from the ancient Greek for "river horse" (Ιπποπόταμος), is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other is the Pygmy Hippopotamus.) The hippopotamus is the third largest land animal (after the elephant and the white rhinoceros) and the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The hippopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting rivers and lakes where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of river and groups of 5 to 30 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While hippopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and hippos are not territorial on land.

Despite their physical resemblance to pigs and other terrestrial even-toed ungulates, their closest living relatives are cetaceans (whales, porpoises, etc.) from which they diverged about 55 million years ago.[3] The common ancestor of whales and hippos split from other even-toed ungulates around 60 million years ago.[4] The earliest known hippopotamus fossils, belonging to the genus Kenyapotamus in Africa, date to around 16 million years ago.

The hippopotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3 tonnes), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 3½ tonnes) and both species of elephant (3 to 9 tonnes). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Hippos have been clocked at 30 km/h (19 mph) over short distances. The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Africa. There are an estimated 125,000 to 150,000 hippos throughout Sub-Saharan Africa; Zambia (40,000) and Tanzania (20,000–30,000) possess the largest populations.[1] They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.

The North American house hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House hippos are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests. The favourite foods of the house hippo are chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. They build their nests in bedroom closets using lost mittens, dryer lint and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm; house hippos sleep about 16 hours a day.

well ok then mr. uninformed sir....

i love hippos!

did someone say hiphopapotamus?

Is this double-sarcasm?  I want to make fun of you for not understanding sarcasm, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you may have been being sarcastic yourself.