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Weird things in the woods

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peterbajon
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what are some weird items you have found in the woods?
May 18 2010 7:24PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
I once found Tom Cruise packing fudge.
Don't tell anyone.
May 19 2010 8:36AM
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.Natty.
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Me and a bunch of friends found a skeleton in the woods. We showed the police and they identified it as some dude who lived down the street's wife who had been missing for a few years. They investigated it for a little bit but couldnt find anything out.

I also found an old fort that someone built, it was well constructed too and actually pretty well hidden too. It made a perfect secret base camp when we used to play paintball out there.

May 19 2010 8:41AM
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s.parker
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one time there was a tree. it was fucking crazy
May 19 2010 9:12AM
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salomonskiier12
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think about what was in the woods before the woods were there? an old farm?  old houses? 
May 19 2010 9:32AM
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neutralzombie
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May 19 2010 10:14AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i once went hiking in the alps, way above the tree-line, around 3000m altitude (in summer that's about where the snow starts....) so only rock, and snow, and right there in the middle of a scree-field (small rock-field) there lay a huge tunafish on the ground, almost 1.5m long! (5ft?) it was still intact, dead, but intact, no traces of people or animals anywhere on or around the fish....

how the f*** do you explain that!?
May 19 2010 10:23AM
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SmokeyTheBear
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migration dumbshit. Sheesh.
May 19 2010 12:06PM
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tommycat
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so true, there's a completely deteriorated mattress in my backyard. it's just a bunch of springs and all the other metal pieces.

i think it's because no one knows what else to do with an old mattress.
May 19 2010 1:30PM
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ECB
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true,, we used to donate our old mattresses to a catholic charities organization, but they stop accepting them about three years ago. Now theres a mattress just lying in my basement, but comes in handy when people need to crash i guess
May 19 2010 1:34PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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when i was like 10 i found a box of airsoft guns, porn, and some old fireworks out behind my grandma's. Needless to say i was really really really really realllllllly stoked

May 19 2010 5:37PM
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neutralzombie
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you can't just put it in the trash? every month and the end or beginning of it our city garbage comes and picks up large objects like fridges, mattresses, tvs, and shit
May 19 2010 5:38PM
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Mike-O
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I found wooden dolls creatures similar to Blair Witch Project. Bit creepy. No baby cry noises, though.
May 19 2010 5:39PM
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remove
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a meth lab........... no joke
May 19 2010 5:40PM
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Wilcox_
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A random teepee that must of been 7 feet tall that looked as if it had been there for years and took forever to make
May 19 2010 5:42PM
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Wilcox_
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you are god so you must of put it there yourself
May 19 2010 5:43PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i see what you fucking did there
May 19 2010 5:49PM
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yuck
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my moms friend was walking her dog (not on a leash) and it went to smell something off the trail and came back to her holding a human hand in its mouth.
May 19 2010 5:51PM
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ksnow
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there seems to be a trend of meth labs in forests... hmm.
May 19 2010 6:04PM
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geteducated
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pretty weird dude.
intact, as in flesh and skin still there or just bones?

pictures?
May 19 2010 6:08PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
a plane.
May 19 2010 6:08PM
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adamlukowski
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not even kiding theres a beaver the size of a bear in the woods right down the road from me, its a proven species, its the "Granby Beaver Bear"
May 19 2010 6:14PM
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Leafman
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meth lab

a fairly new baby stroller
May 19 2010 6:16PM
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Loodwik
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Once, I found chads gap and a couple of broken ancles...

May 19 2010 6:44PM
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Ducky.
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A big bag of used condoms... lots of them
May 19 2010 6:46PM
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BerkeleyD
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May 19 2010 7:02PM
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Blurst
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ankles
May 19 2010 7:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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what we thought was Jon Olsson but it turned out just to be a girl
May 19 2010 7:23PM
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ECB
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Naw, my town is small and doesn't have that kind of pickup, and the trash compaines are privately owned ......so you they wont take mattresses haha
May 19 2010 7:30PM
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garrets
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Woah There's a beaver bear in the woods across from my house...
May 19 2010 7:44PM
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steep
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a massive butchers knife and a shack and a car
May 19 2010 8:07PM
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Schlop
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pictures? I wanna see this wildabeast
May 19 2010 8:18PM
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finder_of_gnomes
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I've seen some crazy sh!t manSasquatch.jpg
May 19 2010 8:23PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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I shit all over a hobo hut in the middle of the wilderness, pretty epic
May 19 2010 8:29PM
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MADDECENT
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HE'S NOT A FUDGE PACKER!!!
May 19 2010 8:36PM
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adamlukowski
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Haha same woods Dumbass haha
May 19 2010 8:44PM
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ThaLorax
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An oooooooold plane, an oooooold car, couches (that were unexplainable how they got there), wild weed plants, multiple abandoned looking houses built in the backcountry literally over a stream on a moutain in the middle of nowhere, a hippie commune, dirt jumps/north shore trails (AKA the wooden bridges you bike on), etc.
May 19 2010 9:01PM
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Davy.Crockett
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sounds fun

there is a hobo camp near my friends house with a fence made of scrap metals and recycled stuff its tight theirs probably around 100 people in their its massive
May 19 2010 9:03PM
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theline
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Dude you are in a fudge factory, packing fudge...
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May 19 2010 9:03PM
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SteezyOhio
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my friend just found a full bottle of bacardi 151 proof, a liter almost, in his back woods, which back up to 2 other houses, he said its straight fucking fire.
May 19 2010 9:27PM
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fountain.
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a super old truck without any wheels. i cant even figure out how it got there, the trees are so tight and so old there is no way it could have been driven back there
May 19 2010 9:35PM
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Spinoza
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i thought i found a human arm, turned out to be a bun
May 19 2010 9:36PM
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ButteredToast.
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took me a while to realize you weren't talking about a "limp, dripping cock".

That was confusing for a bit.

I get it now :D
May 19 2010 9:54PM
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84891jnf92048
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oh i dont know, the trees may have grown around it...
May 19 2010 9:56PM
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SteezyOhio
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you might be the next presidential candidate with this knowledge. is your last name bush?
cause you're fucking retarted.
May 19 2010 9:59PM
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fountain.
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Obviously it was driven back there, I'm not that stupid. I exaggerate a bit from time to time.

May 19 2010 10:22PM
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SteezyOhio
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.... and then the trees grew up around it over time...
May 19 2010 10:26PM
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Malcolm
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fucking trees everywhere
May 19 2010 10:27PM
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Peter.
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like half of a crashed plane
May 19 2010 10:29PM
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.Natty.
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the fucking leaves man... they're everywhere!
May 19 2010 10:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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don't have any pictures, but the fish looked as if it came straight from the sea, not even a single little cut ...
May 20 2010 9:36AM
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