by far simon dumont (that one scene in reasons) so steezy!!!!111
My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug and tell them that Jesus loves them.
take offs are the first part of every trick. sketchy people, have either (a)sketchy take-offs, (b)sketchy tricks, (c) sketchy grabs, (d) sketchy landings, or (d) all of the above. pretty hard to do something steezy if you look like you are going to die coming of the lip. On the other side of the coin, steezy people leave the lip, do a trick, grab, and land smoothly and composed. weird question to ask, but give the kid a break
Then after I'm treading water for a long time a clown in scuba gear starts bobbing up to me. It stopped when it was right in front of me, I got really confused so we were staring at each other for a while. Then after some awkward staring the clown took off its scuba mask looked at me for a few more seconds then the clown opens its mouth makes the sound a dolphin makes then sprays a jet of water at my face. Then I woke up and I was like "what the hell just happened"