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Pooping in public

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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
i dont mind it, i know some people wouldnt even think about doing it. just wipe off the seat and sit down! thoughts?
May 15 2010 9:08AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
When i read the title, public restrooms did not even cross my mind, i thought this tread was about dumping in some sort of public area, which in retrospect is weird
May 15 2010 9:11AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Exactly, but I will usually, depending on how bad the need for a toilet is, try to find a non-sketchy place to do my business.
May 15 2010 9:16AM
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no_steeze
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i wont shit in porta potties unless i REALLY have to go, but other than that i don't really care unless it's super gross
May 15 2010 9:29AM
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prontocuts.com
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I usually never have to go badly enough to go in public. sporting events, clubs, bars (except the jazz clubs usually) are a NO-POOP zone for me
May 15 2010 9:36AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
this. and school. i hate pooping sooo bad in the school bathrooms. i will have to shit so bad at school but i just hold it and take gnarly epic poops when i get home.
May 15 2010 9:40AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I thought the same thing. I'm a little disappointed to tell the truth.
May 15 2010 9:43AM
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802amplitude
Posts: 491 - Karma: 46
i can not do it in school, i just picture all the gay kids in my school pissing all over the seat just to fuck with people, this happened to my friend last year, his pants were covered in piss. i laughed but i would never want it to happen to me.
May 15 2010 9:47AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Always carry a handy little shovel. Dig hole. Shit. Cover hole. Continue being awesome.
May 15 2010 9:47AM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
I would rather shit my pants than shit in public
May 15 2010 10:02AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
out of 4 years attending highschool I shit on school property exactly 2 times. only one of those times was during school hours. i've shit once in a grocery store, and a handful of times at other peoples houses but I prefer to release my bowels in the privacy and comfort of my own home.
May 15 2010 10:09AM
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leahey
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Never poop outside. Long scary story.
May 15 2010 10:36AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I never once took a shit in high school. Then in college, i shared a bathroom with 3 toilets with maybe 30-35 other boys. I had to shit, but man was it difficult, and I felt weird taking my shirt off there (Yes, I take my shirt off at home when I shit)
May 15 2010 10:45AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
yeah, i was expecting an odd story to come of this thread.
May 15 2010 10:46AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
porta potties suck... ever since i watched the hills have eyes 2, i just dont want to use them.
May 15 2010 10:46AM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
fuck it i shit whenever I want.
May 15 2010 10:47AM
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AbeLincoln
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The time comes upon every public man when it is best to keep his lips closed.
May 15 2010 10:57AM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
i have to nest, i can do it but i have have have to nest, at least 3 layers too
May 15 2010 10:59AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
hahaha. What?!
May 15 2010 11:16AM
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JESSE.
Posts: 283 - Karma: 60
call me a pussy but my house and hotels are the only places i will shit. i will shit my pants before i shit anywhere else.
May 15 2010 11:18AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
hey
you are a huge butt pirate

love, nate
May 15 2010 11:20AM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
nesting is the act of placing toliet paper over the seat so r skin never has direct contact with the seat


for myself i can go in school but only nurses office

mall i go to the real expensive stores with super nice bathrooms and music playing

and it the woods over poter potty for me .. ill finish the day with no socks if i have to
May 15 2010 11:20AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
this
May 15 2010 11:21AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
What about on planes? Destroying a plane toilet, then wading out watching everyone in the bag rows gag because of the ungodly smell wafting out as they are about to be served dinner.... That, right there is where the line is!
May 15 2010 11:27AM
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B-runge
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during my entire 11 years of schooling ive probably taken like 3 shits at school.....

but in public if i really have to go, nest.
May 15 2010 11:30AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
you pussies. i guess i don't worry about it cause my ass is so dirty, way dirtier than everyone elses.
May 15 2010 12:11PM
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samsquamch
Posts: 342 - Karma: 96
same, i didnt know he was talking about public bathrooms until he said "wipe off the seat"
May 15 2010 12:15PM
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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
poop?  girls don't poop.
May 15 2010 12:23PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I shit wherever I want.. unless a toilet's really sketchy I don't care
May 15 2010 12:34PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Yea, It's more comfortable, try it. When your sitting on the shitter, just take off your shirt and poo.
May 15 2010 12:35PM
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feddysteeze
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Rule #14 Beware of public bathrooms
May 15 2010 12:39PM
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samwise
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you can't just do that....
May 15 2010 12:43PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
Haha same here, I immediately though of this dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zamp1DYCD6M

my embed thing isnt working so if someone could embed it thatd be great
May 15 2010 12:51PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
Not a fan of it but if i really have to i will but I usually go for a nice/clean bathroom
May 15 2010 1:13PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Exactly, but when I'm back in Cobleskill, bored, and I have three hours to take a shit, it is always done haha
May 15 2010 1:19PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
psh you guys are weird. Ill poop on any toilet
May 15 2010 1:26PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
i always wipe off the seat (including the front rim thing), throw it in the toilet to reduce splash then put one peice of toilet paper on the front rim and under the seat part so it stays there. then i make a nest of toilet paper all around. its the only way to take a dump in a public toilet.
May 15 2010 1:32PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
ill go anywhere, as long as it's kind of noisy in the bathroom. ill always be at school, taking a leak and theres that one guy in the stall making all soft of funky sounds. shits nasty.
May 15 2010 1:33PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,953
why wouldnt you shit wherever you want? they key is to squat not sit down. get learned.
May 15 2010 1:40PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i use to poop at school, but thats because there was a super-secret-epicly nice bathroom by the performing arts center. it was like a fucking mile away from any classrooms, so no one used it. both the men and womens room were locked, but you could jimmy the womens bathroom door open if you pulled toward you and shook the handle right.

other than that, i have never pooped in public.

ever.
May 15 2010 1:42PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
i poop in public when necessary, not without laying down tp on the seat of course. but i just hate it when you have to poop reeeall bad then someone comes in and takes a pee in a urinal next to you so you bite your lip and squeeze your cheeks tight and start to sweat so you don't let out a big fart or a plunk. because then the person might notice your shoes when you get out and laugh at you. but thats just me haha
May 15 2010 2:06PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I worked at a sewage treatment plant... in the clarifiers... which are the big tanks that they throw the waste in prior to the last chemical treatment as they sift out the sand that got into everything during the straining process.

Y'all who can't shit in public are fucking babies.
May 15 2010 2:12PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
I've shit in so many different places... I should start a log... a shit log.
May 15 2010 2:55PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

it doesnt even bother me, but i will NEVER do it at a girl/girlfriends house. i always make sure to do it before i go there.

May 15 2010 4:30PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
what does that have to do with pooping in a toilet
May 15 2010 4:45PM
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dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
this thread inspired me to take a dump in the woods, and i am now a firm believer that few things in life are better than squatting in the depths of mother nature's womb and dropping a pinching a fat loaf.
May 15 2010 4:47PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
word.  I'll only do it if I know it's gonna be clean though, a messy deuce just wouldn't do 10 miles from the nearest toilet paper
May 15 2010 5:01PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
At my old high school, they didn't have doors to the stalls in the locker room bathrooms. They would only have it in the lunchroom bathrooms. As if pooping in school wasn't tough enough, pooping at school with no door?!? fuck that shit

Anyone else have this problem?
May 15 2010 5:05PM
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r0dubs
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ive been wary of P.Bathrooms ever since my mom was in one and a homeless guy came in and strated jackin it
May 15 2010 5:07PM
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