Just got kicked out of a Blue Jays game with a bunch of buddies for being to hammered got sent to the drunk tank and sent on our way home. I know not a great story but anybody have a good story of being kicked out of a sporting event, concert etc. ?
I got kicked out of Rehab @ hardrockhotel in Vegas once. We got home at 7ish in the morning from clubbing and we had to be at Rehab at like 11 ish so with a couple hours sleep and no breakfest we went to the party. We rented a cabana for a lot of $ so everyone payed like 450$ a person. When we got there Alysia with her big plastic tits poured me a sick 3/4 vodka 1/4 orange juice drink. And another one, and another one, and another one. After 1.5 hours I was totally messed up and cut my foot on a rock. As it was a pool party, bleeding is no good. So a first aid guy took me aside and put a bandage on. He thought I was too drunk (wich I wasn't, well I was drunk, but not TOO drunk)) so he kicked me out......
I got kicked out of a bar on my 21st birthday. I wish I could have been an on-looker because from the sounds of it it was pretty funny. I don't remember any of this, this is just what the group of people told me happened the next morning.
My buddy had been drinking with us all night and decided at about 1 it was time for him to go home, so he goes outside to get a cab. At this point I am beyond fucked up and spilling draaanks all over the bar and just generally being a problem, but hey, it was my 21st so I'm allowed. So before he leaves he makes sure everyone has me under control. He goes outside to wait for his cab and like 2 minutes goes by and he hears all these people yelling. So he turns around to see two security guards CARRYING me out of the bar followed by the 15 or so people that were with us absolutely loosing it laughing.
I guess one security guard came up to me and my sister while I was taking a shot and said I had to leave. This kind of got everybody's attention who was around us so it got kind of quite. I turned around and poked him with one finger and said "I'm gonna kick you out of the bar, my friend" That's when they decided to carry me out. I guess they thought it was kind of funny too. I then proceeded to puke all over the sidewalk.