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Hipster Killer trick?

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ChillTeenDad420
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In light of all these hipster fags coming onto the scene, and the hate (much-deserved) from the newschoolers community, i think its appropriate to come up with a Andy Parry-style trick with the name of a Hipster killer. ideas?

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this is the enemy
May 13 2010 11:48PM
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teleak
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damn good idea.


I'll start brainstorming
May 13 2010 11:50PM
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TheClap.
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thats me fag
May 13 2010 11:50PM
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CTD
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that pic is hilarious

what if it was like a backslide with the kick out done with the front ski? has that been done?
May 13 2010 11:55PM
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Malcolm
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all i see is a dude with an awesome giant bandana
May 14 2010 12:07AM
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rickroller
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i has to be huber steezy gaper gaper skills
May 14 2010 12:46AM
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Balto
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exactly, i love them, they are so comfy
May 14 2010 12:50AM
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B-runge
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hippies were originally called hipsters, hippy is an abbreviation.

so there is already a trick, called a hippy/hipster killer
May 14 2010 12:53AM
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Willard
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what i see.....beanie, oversized bandanna, non proportional clother (xxxxxxxxxl)


this guy is a fruit though
May 14 2010 12:54AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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but nowadays hipster and hippy have very different connotations. hippys smoke dope, hipsters smoke dick
May 14 2010 12:54AM
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JSiegel
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OMG its Jon Olsson's slightly less gay cousin, BRUNO!
May 14 2010 12:56AM
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B-runge
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ur a fagtron tho
May 14 2010 12:58AM
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.peter
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Only if we come up with a people who aren't Jamaican but still think they're rasta even though they don't really get it/ middle class white kid playing thug killer trick first.

I agree the guy in that picture is a chud though
May 14 2010 12:58AM
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B-runge
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haha yes
May 14 2010 12:59AM
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DaveM
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hes wearing girls jeans...

May 14 2010 1:01AM
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Jahseph.
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I do these. I call it the shark
May 14 2010 1:17AM
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harmoon
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looks like he took things from his grandma, little sister, a prostitute, and steve erkle (however you spell it)
May 14 2010 1:20AM
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Alex_G
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180 on 180 swap to 180 off (aka the 1-1-1) cause its so damn gangster
May 14 2010 1:25AM
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Alex_G
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*too gangster for hipsters to handle
May 14 2010 1:25AM
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c4t_l0ver
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dan levy

mtv..aftershow...
May 14 2010 2:10AM
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andersteeze
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dont use words you think are hip
May 14 2010 2:51AM
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andrew.ski
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May 14 2010 5:08AM
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*TURBONERD*
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good argument. sig'd
May 14 2010 6:33AM
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No_Dub
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Right footed ski slide to right foot forward(like a lip slide) to fs kfed?. Does that fit the bill?
May 14 2010 6:38AM
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Stickerbrush
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360 on one foot ski slide? (other foot stops the rotation)

May 14 2010 7:03AM
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404404
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I will think of something . Great suggestion by the way.
May 14 2010 9:46AM
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B-runge
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you got it
May 14 2010 10:03AM
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Jodi
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no - the only thing that Dan Levy wears that's "hipster like" are his glasses. Otherwise, his clothes are super stylish.......but those damned thick black frames..
May 14 2010 11:54AM
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1337
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nice
May 14 2010 11:55AM
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Dex
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haha

May 14 2010 11:56AM
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BroBomb
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This might be a pressing need if we were snowboarders. but skiing will need a TRUSTAFARIAN Killer trick first. Jaaaaaaah, nice rasta lion be bruddaaaaaa!

May 14 2010 12:45PM
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chickenwang
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max hill is a hipster
May 14 2010 12:49PM
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Dan-Man
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^lul haven't seen that in a while!

I think it is more stupid to see kids trying to be bumboclot rastaz when they are from hi end hoods in mass.... than kidz being hipsters. and trust me i hate hipsterz. 

May 14 2010 12:53PM
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readiculous
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Not a hipster... Just a Seattleite.
May 14 2010 1:14PM
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Gnarshred
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haha agree, Plus its trendy as fuck, which would make it Ironic that it would kill hipsters because they are trendy as shit!

It all fits into place!
May 14 2010 1:15PM
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nellyyy
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has anyone ever stopped to think about this:

hipsters dress ridiculously to keep up with some of the weirder modern trends in different cities - Boston, Brooklyn, LA, etc. don't you think that everyone on NS that's ever worn a tall tee or a 5XL LRG or Jiberish hoodie is anything like hipsters? kids go out and dress like that and from the outside look just as ridiculous as hipsters and are all doing that for the sake of keeping up with skiing trends? everyone's a trend whore, from the hipsters in Williamsburg to the Tom Wallisch emulating kids all over NS
May 14 2010 1:17PM
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Gnarshred
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Yeah kids on NS are retarded though and could never make this connection. And even if they could, they'd be so in denial about it, they would just call anyone claiming this a fag.

Don't even try haha just point and laugh.
May 14 2010 1:18PM
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BroBomb
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I love how a pic of a hipster elicits all this "fag" homophobia from boys who wear sweatshirt miniskirts on a regular basis.
May 14 2010 1:35PM
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highindasky55
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Well said. Also, glad Andy got a hold of this thread... this trick is in the proper hands. Now we wait
May 14 2010 1:46PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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great idea. as soon as i get home itll be in my sig as well
May 14 2010 1:50PM
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KAS
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People are trying too hard be the person to say "you kids are soo gayyy with your trend whoreness" when this kind of shit is brought up.

But hipsters are stupid.
May 14 2010 2:10PM
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blong131
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NUGGET SWAP SWITCHNUG


get on it andy!
May 14 2010 3:01PM
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tacobellslayer
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This guys got it out for jossi. Hahaha jokes
May 14 2010 3:13PM
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neiche
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you guys are all such faggots i love hipsters you fucking faggots!!
May 14 2010 3:21PM
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Fischer-Addicted
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Nah dude, he's dank with that bandanna on.
May 14 2010 3:33PM
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Stickity
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a pudslide like in rollerblading
but not just picking up the front foot, steezin it out with only the inside edge

or scissor your legs and be on the tip of one ski and the tail of the other
May 14 2010 4:34PM
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artrud
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truth
May 14 2010 6:07PM
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IceCreamer
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There is not any room for tolerance with wanna-be thugs.
May 14 2010 6:07PM
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summersover
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ahaha exactly
May 14 2010 6:22PM
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teleak
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Bingo
May 14 2010 6:36PM
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ISellMeth
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Very true sadly
May 16 2010 10:58AM
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