So I am suppose to take a drug test this Friday and I smoked on Sunday night, we only smoked two bowls I prob got 6-7 rips. The last time i smoked b4 that was 4/20. Any chance I can pass this thing or am i fucked?\
Also do they watch you when you take the piss test or could i get some clean urine and bring it in w me?
You know that THC is in your fat cells, right? That means that you can't just get it out. You can try to dilute your urine but that's easy to catch. A way around it is to dilute your fat cells. If you eat a ton of fatty foods without any exercise, you should be set. Go out and stuff yourself on milkshakes and burgers for a while. If you are able to gain like twenty pounds, you should be great.
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get a buddy to piss in a small plastic shampoo bottle. tape the bottle to your gooch between your dick and ass and clench your legs whenever you sit on your way. turning on car seat heaters helps too. unless you gt an oral test in which case your shit outta luck
no this kid is prob fucked. The best thing you can do is be honest and tell them before who ever it is before the test. Tell them you will clean up your act. Honesty can get you on peoples good side if you play your cards right
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and right before you go take some viamins/drink some emergency. so your watered down piss will have some minerals and shit in it to make it look legit. you'll be fine. worked for me for 12 months on randomz.
work in an industry that doesnt test. i've changed jobs 4 times since i started and have never been tested.
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depending on how healthy you are and if what you said is true about the last times you smoked you should be fine. thc will usually, if you are not an avid smoker, cycle through your body in 3 to 4 days. sweating is really the best thing you can do if you are super duper worried.
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