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Dumbest injury you've gotten

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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
now i know there are people out there who have been put out of commission due to legit injuries, but i'm wondering how many of you had to take leave because of a really stupid injury? for example, i was out for over a month due to bruising in the foot from slipping out of a hot tub and catching it under a metal fence. it was a little puncture wound, but because it was on the inside of the foot on the bone, i couldn't put a ski boot on. what are your stupid injuries from this year?
May 11 2010 8:19PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
friend talked me into learning how to snowboard on my birthday. caught huge air. ate shit. broken wrist
May 17 2010 12:46PM
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I.killCommies
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
i broke my knuckle punching through the wall in my house
May 17 2010 1:27PM
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ohpatti
Posts: 745 - Karma: 25
Friend tore his mcl getting out of bed
May 17 2010 1:28PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
this thread has been won.
May 17 2010 9:31PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
i broke my toe cuz some fat chick stepped on it.  I couldn't ski for a week or so.but when i say fat take the fattest girl you have ever seen and put 3 of them in one person and then take a little out.  SHE WAS A WHALSAUR (combination of a whale and a dinosaurs)
May 17 2010 9:37PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
when i was in first grade i was half asleep and i fell off the top bunk and broke both my wrists. i was in 2 casts for 6 weeks. then i went to a baseball game and got like 6 baseballs from da pros because they felt bad for me haha
May 24 2010 1:18AM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
sprained the tendons in my foot because I kicked a kid in the shin for taking my jacket
May 24 2010 1:36AM
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localonvolkls
Posts: 448 - Karma: 90
ski came off on a landing and sliced my thumb to the bone
May 24 2010 10:35AM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12
staight air + 5 foot table top + ski blades = sprained leg
I've only gotten hurt while straight airing stuff...
May 24 2010 1:03PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
270'ed off my bed on the metal part/platform thinggy of it. sliced me foot up pretty bad
May 24 2010 3:22PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
i'm currently out of commision for tennis because i tried to jump to dodge a ball in dodgeball, and landed on my hip, somehow hurting my back. last year i tore my mcl because a fat kid decided he couldn't stop running and it would be easier to roll straight into my knee
May 24 2010 4:20PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
sit-tucking through 2ft of fresh and i double ejected and flew face first into a tree, skiing was pretty hard for a couple of weeks

May 24 2010 5:15PM
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Plind
Posts: 416 - Karma: 33
twisted knee  at a stupid knuckle
May 30 2010 2:12PM
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who8myrice
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
I left my ski boots at home once ( 2 hours away) and we were already at the mountain.. so my buddy who owns a ski rental shop hooked me up with a pair. They cut off my circulation almost as soon as i got off the mountain but i didnt think anything of it because that happens to me a lot when its cold. Anyway, by the end of the day i take the boot off.. and i can tell somethings not right. The feeling comes back to my toes and i realize i have destroyed both my big-toe toe nails.. cause the boots didnt fit and the nails repeatedly rammed against the front of the boot while i couldnt feel it.

I couldnt ski for a week.. both nails fell off and have currently regrown 2/3 of the way.
May 31 2010 1:02AM
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Dr-Strangelove
Posts: 125 - Karma: 18
Tore my ACL trying to kick my friend in the head. Out for the season.

I beat all of you.
May 31 2010 1:19AM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
My brother was about to die in legend of Zelda: ocarina of time, in a quick reaction to save him I ran as fast as I could, kicking my foot really hard into a sharp price of metal, I got up saved him from dying, continued with my day and only bothered to look about 4 hours later and notice my baby toe had no nail, was gushing blood, and broken... This happened like 12 years ago and I have no idea why I didn't notice a broken toe at like age 5 not a winner, but up there in the ranks
May 31 2010 2:29AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I once woke up, rolled over, and tweaked my shoulder bad enough that I had to stayboff my bike for 2 weeks.
May 31 2010 2:29AM
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-AP-
Posts: 819 - Karma: 335
I jumped off of a roof and fractured my heel
May 31 2010 3:43AM
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