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I'm spending 7 hours in Nassau, Bahamas. What should I do.

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PacificRimJob
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So, i'm flying out tomorrow night from SF to Florida - Nassau, Bahamas. I already have an idea of what i'm going to do, but, if any of you have been there, feel free to suggest away, with things I should do.

I will only have 7 or so hours to spend there on the ground... and what i've stone-planned to do will only take maybe an hour out of that time. I might meet a NSer down there, if all goes that way, but do any of you have a sweet idea of what to do other than go to the beach, drink bacardi, and whatnot?
May 10 2010 6:07PM
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THATS_STREET
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im confused? is this so real good deal to go to the bahamas for 1 day?
May 11 2010 4:17PM
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ECB
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Its a giant hotel, casino, water park....a huge resort, the water park has a special entrance.....the room between the two towers is something like 25 grand a night, mj stays there a lot haha, as did Micheal jackson, heres a pic of the resort
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May 11 2010 4:23PM
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ECB
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and yea...those are sharks ^^
May 11 2010 4:24PM
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yojimbo
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write a short story about your drunken escapades & loose women.
May 11 2010 4:25PM
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JsNeagle
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Have fun man!  Wish I was going to somewhere real warm for 7 hours
May 11 2010 4:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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Psh... sharks... Where I come from, we call that BAIT...

Crocadile Dundee says... "You call that a shark? That's not a shark..."

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''THERE... THAAAT THERE IS A SHARK...''

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May 11 2010 4:36PM
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WikiWiki
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Nassau is sick- but i would be chill with bourdain shit- there are some nasty places in Nassau- ie heroin and coke dealers- no plumbing etc- stay where the toursits are by the port and you will have a blast

do what my parents do- ask the cabby- if this was your day off- where would you go?- you can find some nice ass shit like this
May 11 2010 4:50PM
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PacificRimJob
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Lol. As if there arent heroin and coke dealers in the states...

They arent going to run up to you and stab you with a syringe, and then shove a crackrock up your nose, homie... hahaha.

May 11 2010 4:54PM
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T-Holt
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Not true, they try to get you super addicted first, so when you come stumbling for crack and heroin you can recognize their face. That's how they build up a customer base.
May 11 2010 4:58PM
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WikiWiki
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no but i was in a taxi with my gf at the time and watched a dude get stabbed on street corner in broad daylight - like i said- there is some 3rd world shit in the slums of Nassau


May 11 2010 5:16PM
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PacificRimJob
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Lol. Dont worry. I walk the streets of Oakland at night. I'm fucking HARD...

hahaha.

May 11 2010 5:21PM
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montageskier
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You really shouldn't laugh this shit off. Parts of Nassau are really bad, pretty much where the white tourist shoudln't be. Stay close to Paradise Island, the straw market and cable beach and you will be fine. But if you wander to far from these areas you can be in trouble.
May 11 2010 5:58PM
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ECB
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In the straw market I once caught someone with their hand in my pants pocket.....they ran away before I could say anything......My suggestion to avoid this:
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May 11 2010 6:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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Dude. You dont know me. I've been in slums in Mexico City, and San Salvador, El Salvador...

I'm well travelled.

May 11 2010 6:04PM
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montageskier
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Well I hope you're raped for being so arrogant.
May 11 2010 6:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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haha dude.. calm down...

by saying that, i'm saying that i'm not dumb enough to just walk into the most sketchy part of town with a shirt on that says "i'm a millionare" and then take a wee in the middle of the road while drunk..


May 11 2010 6:21PM
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OGHolliday
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This entire escapade sounds amazing. I hope you give an in depth update when you return.
May 11 2010 6:31PM
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seemeski
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No ones getting raped dude. It's kind of sketchy here but as long as you're not completely retarded and don't wander off into the ghetto you will not get fucked.
May 11 2010 6:34PM
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EastCoast315
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update? Log on NS while in the Bahamas?
May 11 2010 9:20PM
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EvanMeyer
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fuck as many bitches as you can
May 11 2010 9:28PM
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PacificRimJob
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I am currently on the beach, drinking some crazy rum concoction, sorta feeling drunk, and its only 930 in the morning for me... and we already got pretty wastefaced on the planeride from florida...

Met 4 people on the plane that were all doing the same thing as me... one of them is letting me use their global internet which is AWESOME... and they know someguy who's down here who has some fatty house on a sugarcane plantation or something, and so we might go there or something and party... i dont know... but i'm tagging along with these fools!

but its like 80F degrees, i'm the whitest person on the island, and I am already having  a sick time.
May 12 2010 12:30PM
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sarahskis
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dude, fuck yeah.

you should be back by now, yes? Story time
May 12 2010 12:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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Wont be back in California until tomorrow. I'm simply borrowing internet rightnow for the sake of which that I can be on NS, on the beach, in the fucking BAHAMAS...



This is bahamaniacal!
May 12 2010 12:39PM
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-Dan
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win
May 12 2010 12:41PM
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Jodi
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baller! good for you man!
May 12 2010 12:53PM
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WikiWiki
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stoked- thats what spur of the moment trips are all about- now your gonna end up partying at some sweet ass place-

if only all flights were 10 dollars
May 12 2010 1:17PM
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sack
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get passers by to take pictures of you in front of famous landmarks displaying the peace sign
go snorkeling or surfing
May 12 2010 1:30PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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threads for the aftermath! hope its epic!
May 12 2010 1:47PM
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juanborlando
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im truly jealous. get off ns!
May 12 2010 1:49PM
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PacificRimJob
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Back in the airprt in Nasau. Fliight leavsb ack in bout an hourhalf I am supper hammered... Greatest lik3e 7 hour daytrip ever. This is going to be a lobng flight back haha1


May 12 2010 6:50PM
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amo
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Success!!!
May 12 2010 6:52PM
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dwhite
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Sounds like someone had a good time.
May 12 2010 6:53PM
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bstuck1
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If you can find a way, make it to key west.
May 12 2010 7:02PM
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seemeski
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Bahaha someone had a Kalik, rum or two or three...
May 12 2010 9:07PM
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EastCoast315
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May 12 2010 9:33PM
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dunkaroos
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haha cant wait for the stories
May 12 2010 9:39PM
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-Dan
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Back in the airport in Nassau. Flight leaves back in about a half hour. I am super hammered. Greatest like 7 hour day trip ever. This is going to be a long flight back haha!




wow.
May 13 2010 12:49AM
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hokkanee
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You sir, are a god. I was trying to buy a ticket from Nassau but they didn't have a flight leaving from Portland.
May 13 2010 4:21AM
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Style+eeze
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do like
May 13 2010 8:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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bwahahaha. I just realized i typed this...

Even I have to say, that was a money post...

May 13 2010 10:04PM
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1337
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AWESOME
May 13 2010 10:08PM
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CypressGrove
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Speaking of money, what was total cost of the trip?
May 13 2010 10:20PM
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PacificRimJob
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like no more than 100$ after alcohol/food expenses.
May 13 2010 10:22PM
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CypressGrove
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Holy shit I have that in my pocket. Why didn't I do this?

Thats sick tho. I wanna go to Ireland and grab a quick pint.

May 13 2010 10:28PM
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