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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
so tomorrow i am getting a hernia taking care of. my parents (who are both doctors) thought that i could also have apendicitis and they might want my apendix taken out as well. fml
May 6 2010 11:45PM
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BEARS.
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good luck breh.
May 6 2010 11:47PM
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C*money
Posts: 54 - Karma: 24
yikes.
good luck man
May 6 2010 11:48PM
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K_FRANK
Posts: 513 - Karma: 277
oh boi good luck bro
May 6 2010 11:48PM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
sounds like a fun day.
I had my hernia repaired when I was in kindergarten. I puked a ton the first day, but after that I was pretty much fine. I know it apparently gets a bit worse as you get older but you should be fine. And be sure to milk it as much as possible, get your parents to cook all your favourite foods etc.
May 6 2010 11:48PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
haha thanks everybody! hopefully my apendix can wait. but im out of baseball the rest of the season and that sucks pretty bad.
May 6 2010 11:54PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
sucks man
+++vibes
May 7 2010 1:25AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

Sounds like your parents just want to use you, for practice!

Yeah son, you have um........ ear cancer. better chop that off eh!

May 7 2010 1:28AM
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family_vacation
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Yup, I'm still getting my brother to do chores after my shoulder surgery. It was at the start of March.
May 7 2010 1:28AM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
Dude don't even stress. I tell everyone who's nervous about surgery the same thing, it's fun.

Just relax, enjoy the ride. Just let people take care of you because for a few hours before and after you're practically helpless. Stay fucked up on drugs for a day or two after the surgery and just chill. Complete and utter relaxation. You don't get that very often in life.
May 7 2010 1:59AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
make sure you enjoy your pain medications, (and by that i mean safely and as prescribed...) ;)
May 7 2010 2:06AM
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Aenigma
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keep them floating in jars, or put them in vials to put on a necklace. Oh yeah.
May 7 2010 2:39AM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5674 - Karma: 4,227
I just had acl reconstruction and have been chilling at home for the past few days. Relax and play some cod or something, I slept till ten then laid around all of yesterday. I never get to do that, so do it and enjoy.
May 7 2010 10:36AM
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Ty_G
Posts: 117 - Karma: 33
Last year I got with someones gf, which turned out to be bad cause he was over jelous and came after me with a bat in a fight and broke my jaw and nose. I had to get surgry and then had my jaw wired shut for 6 weeks and was on a liquad diet...haha that was a shitty summer
May 7 2010 11:36AM
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DrZoidberg
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Forget cod. I'm sitting outside, getting a tan, listening to music, browsing ns and am about to watch en route departure. It's like 70 somehting degrees and clear skies. I got the cryo-cuff thing hooked up to my leg so it's nice and cool. I not even worried about school because i'm not missing much. for being "injured" this is pretty good. I gotta move into the shade before this laptop melts though, the mousepad thing almost burns  my finger it's so hot.
May 7 2010 11:47AM
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